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Stiles Stilinski ([info]yourplanssuck) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2024-06-14 18:41:00

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Entry tags:!gamewide plot (generic), firefly: kaylee frye, julie and the phantoms: reggie peters, marvel: julio richter (comics), marvel: may parker (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski

Network Post : Stiles Stilinski
Okay what the hell kinds of birds are these? I'm pretty sure all the steroid taking pigeons are already in training for the olympics.



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[info]tectonic
2024-06-14 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Living out a Hitchcock flick wasn't on my bucket list.

What sport do steroid taking pigeons compete in exactly?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Could be worse. Could be ostriches.

Javelin; mostly. Occasionally the triathlon.

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[info]tectonic
2024-06-14 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Or emus. Wasn't there an emu war once?

See, I would have gone with diving.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Yep. The emus won.

Too obvious.

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[info]tectonic
2024-06-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
Could be worse, could be emus, that's my new motto.

I don't know, sometimes the obvious answer's just as funny.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-15 04:56 am UTC (link)
It's the cassowaries you want to watch out for dude.

In my experience it's rarely the obvious answer.

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[info]tectonic
2024-06-15 05:20 am UTC (link)
How many wars have the cassowaries won?

Isn't there some kind of fancy theory that says that the simplest solution is usually the right one?

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(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-06-15 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tectonic, 2024-06-15 05:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tectonic, 2024-06-15 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-06-15 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tectonic, 2024-06-16 05:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tectonic, 2024-06-16 08:27 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tectonic, 2024-06-17 02:21 am UTC
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[info]ghostboy
2024-06-14 04:04 pm UTC (link)
All that's missing is Flight of the Valkyries as their theme music.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 09:17 pm UTC (link)
That would be kind of cool though.

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[info]ghostboy
2024-06-15 01:48 am UTC (link)
Early warning system.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-15 01:55 am UTC (link)
Right sort of tone. Bit ominous when killer pigeons are involved.

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[info]ghostboy
2024-06-15 02:32 am UTC (link)
I'll take it over the actual Birds score. It used too many wind instruments. Lured me into a false sense of security.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-15 02:35 am UTC (link)
That movie was way too creepy dude.

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(no subject) - [info]ghostboy, 2024-06-15 02:45 am UTC
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[info]aunt_may
2024-06-14 06:18 pm UTC (link)
This is worse than the elves trying to kill us with candy canes. At least they couldn't fly.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Let’s not give the pigeons any ideas to arm themselves.

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[info]aunt_may
2024-06-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Pigeons are highly intelligent animals.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)
They’re definitely plotting.

As long as they don’t smash through the windows like the last crazy birds I had to deal with.

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[info]aunt_may
2024-06-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
What crazy birds did you deal with?

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-14 10:01 pm UTC (link)
In the birds defense they weren’t actually crazy. I guess they were scared. Back home, animals went a bit nuts for a while.

A whole lot of birds flew into the classroom and dive bombed us basically. Through the closed windows.

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[info]kaywinnet
2024-06-16 02:25 am UTC (link)
I don't much care for this.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-16 02:27 am UTC (link)
Does anyone care for killer pigeons?

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[info]kaywinnet
2024-06-16 02:28 am UTC (link)
They'd be easier to deal with if I were at home.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-16 02:30 am UTC (link)
Because at home bird killing isn't frowned on?

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[info]kaywinnet
2024-06-16 02:31 am UTC (link)
I'm at work. I was hoping things would die down so I could leave.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-06-16 02:37 am UTC (link)
I can come get you. Pretty sure the jeep is impervious to pigeon attacks.

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