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Steve Rogers ([info]do_this_all_day) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2022-07-02 12:02:00

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Network: Steve Rogers
Okay, farming this out to the community mind, because I'm at a loss.

I received five pints of pickle and onion ice cream in yesterday's mystery delivery. Now, normally I would just throw it away, but I think that's crime against nature. I could melt it all and pour it down the drain, but I don't want to contaminate the local water table. Giving it to a food bank or local soup kitchen seems like a crime against humanity. Would putting it in an active volcano be too much? How about sending into the Sun?

Help.


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[info]punchfirst
2022-07-02 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Why all the violence against weird ice cream flavors, Uncle Steve?

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 06:09 pm UTC (link)
This isn't ice cream, it's an affront to God.

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[info]punchfirst
2022-07-02 06:23 pm UTC (link)
How do you know? Did you try it?

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(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]punchfirst, 2022-07-03 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-03 03:16 pm UTC

[info]cpt_marvel
2022-07-02 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I mean, I could fly it up there. But think about some pregnant woman somewhere craving it?

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Does such a person actually exist, though? Really?

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[info]cpt_marvel
2022-07-02 06:47 pm UTC (link)
A pregnant woman? You really are sheltered, aren't you Cap?

Well, okay, when a male of a species and a female of a species love each other very much...

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(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpt_marvel, 2022-07-02 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpt_marvel, 2022-07-02 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpt_marvel, 2022-07-02 09:40 pm UTC

[info]who_is_bucky
2022-07-02 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but is it sweet? I mean, it doesn't sound any worse than some of those army rations.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 06:41 pm UTC (link)
It smelled like pickles and unions. I don't care of it's sweet. I'd take rations any day over this chemical warfare.

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[info]who_is_bucky
2022-07-02 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like relish ice cream.

I'm not saying it's good, but I've had worse.

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(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]who_is_bucky, 2022-07-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]who_is_bucky, 2022-07-02 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]who_is_bucky, 2022-07-02 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]who_is_bucky, 2022-07-02 11:26 pm UTC

[info]outofthedome
2022-07-02 06:25 pm UTC (link)
I could totally make an ice cream volcano.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 06:42 pm UTC (link)
An ice cream destroying volcano? Or a volcano that only spews ice cream?

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(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outofthedome, 2022-07-02 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:44 pm UTC

[info]futurecaptain
2022-07-02 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I got habanero coconut! It was surprisingly good...

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
That makes my brain hurt a little, but I don't hate the concept.

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(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]futurecaptain, 2022-07-02 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 10:13 pm UTC

[info]emilybright
2022-07-02 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Uh, Captain America Mr. Captain Captain Rogers Mr. Rogers, sir, if no one takes those pints off your hand, I think I can probably use them. They wouldn't go to waste, either.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-02 10:50 pm UTC (link)
You can call me Steve, it's fine.

Sure, if you want this horrible excuse for a dessert, feel free.

Not really sure I want to know what you intend to "use them" for, however.

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(no subject) - [info]emilybright, 2022-07-02 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-02 11:11 pm UTC

[info]imalarusso
2022-07-03 03:16 am UTC (link)
Pickle and onion? That's an abomination.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-03 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for understanding my horror.

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(no subject) - [info]imalarusso, 2022-07-04 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-04 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imalarusso, 2022-07-04 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-04 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imalarusso, 2022-07-04 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-05 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imalarusso, 2022-07-05 02:30 am UTC

[info]hayesmolly
2022-07-03 04:32 am UTC (link)
gross

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-03 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Very, very, very gross.

Did you get any good flavors?

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(no subject) - [info]hayesmolly, 2022-07-03 03:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-03 03:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hayesmolly, 2022-07-03 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-03 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hayesmolly, 2022-07-03 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-03 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hayesmolly, 2022-07-03 09:29 pm UTC

[info]batbird
2022-07-03 11:16 am UTC (link)
Can I try it before you destroy it?

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-03 03:19 pm UTC (link)
For... science? Or are you a secret flavor masochist?

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(no subject) - [info]batbird, 2022-07-04 12:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-05 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]batbird, 2022-07-05 12:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-05 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]batbird, 2022-07-09 07:39 am UTC

[info]neverlookback
2022-07-03 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Your ideas and attempts at keeping the rest of us safe. It's very on point, Steve.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-04 12:13 am UTC (link)
I'd like to think I'm nothing if not "ol' reliable". LOL

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(no subject) - [info]neverlookback, 2022-07-04 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-04 02:55 am UTC

[info]jedifarmboy
2022-07-04 02:37 am UTC (link)
I try some. We don't have ice cream where I come from so I'll try anything.

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[info]do_this_all_day
2022-07-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
Far be it from me to deny someone a new experience, but at the same time, I don't envy you this one. I'll drop a pint by your door.

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(no subject) - [info]jedifarmboy, 2022-07-04 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-05 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedifarmboy, 2022-07-06 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]do_this_all_day, 2022-07-06 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedifarmboy, 2022-07-09 11:46 pm UTC

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