Network: Steve Rogers
Okay, farming this out to the community mind, because I'm at a loss.
I received five pints of pickle and onion ice cream in yesterday's mystery delivery. Now, normally I would just throw it away, but I think that's crime against nature. I could melt it all and pour it down the drain, but I don't want to contaminate the local water table. Giving it to a food bank or local soup kitchen seems like a crime against humanity. Would putting it in an active volcano be too much? How about sending into the Sun?