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Title: Cultivating Dragons
Authors: celandineb and emiime
Artist: ericahpfa
Art medium: pen & ink
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: adult
Warnings: blow jobs, paddling, watersports
Summary: In which Neville goes to Romania and soaks up some new ideas.
Note: Written for the daily_deviant Kinky Kristmas Kollaboration, December 2007. "Dragostea trece prin stomac" means "Love passes through the stomach."

( Cultivating Dragons )

Tags: artist: ericahpfa, coauthor: emiime, hp fic charlie/neville, hp fic daily_deviant, hp fic kink

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mood: pleased

Title: Denied
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: adult
Warnings: PWP, denied orgasm, consensual bondage
Summary: Percy is very good at granting Harry's requests.
Note: This is in the same 'verse as a couple of other pieces I've written ("Just Because It's Gossip Doesn't Mean It's Not True" and "The Game"), but it's not necessary to have read those for this to make sense.

( Denied )

Tags: hp fic harry/percy, hp fic kink

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Title: Perverse Love
Author: celandineb
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: adult
Warning: bestiality
Summary: Severus and Remus share a peculiar attachment.
Note: Written for snegurochka_lee, in fervent thanks for all she's done for fandom and especially for the daily_deviant this past year. More or less a sequel to "Conjunction"... and another acrostic, in seven drabbles. *g*

( Perverse Love )

Tags: hp fic kink, hp fic remus/severus

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Title: The Game
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Percy
Rating: adult
Warnings: watersports; mentions of bondage, cross-dressing, and other kink
Summary: Every Friday night, Percy and Harry play a game.
Note: Written mostly before Deathly Hallows, but compliant if one ignores the epilogue. This is for emiime; it was a real challenge to get this pairing to work with this kink. The story ended up being in the same 'verse as "Just Because It's Gossip Doesn't Mean It's Not True" but there's absolutely no need to have read that one for this to make sense. I just like being self-referential.


( The Game )

Tags: hp fic harry/percy, hp fic kink

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Title: Just Because It's Gossip Doesn't Mean It's Not True
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: general (lots of innuendo, but nothing too overt)
Warnings: cross-dressing and references to other kink
Summary: Harry suggested it as a joke, but Percy finds he likes it.
Note: Teenyfic (521 words) written for floweringjudas, at the request of emiime, who suggested Percy/Harry, prompt "gossip," and requested humor. Um, I did my best. My muse thought this was humorous at the time...

( Just Because It's Gossip Doesn't Mean It's Not True )

Tags: hp fic harry/percy, hp fic kink

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Title: Scandal
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: adult, barely
Warnings: a bit of kink; cross-dressing and bondage
Summary: The gossip has a foundation.
Note: Written for the "Scandal" challenge at hd100.

( Scandal )

Tags: hp drabbles draco/harry, hp fic kink

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Title: Keeping Company
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Lily/Sirius, James
Rating: adult
Warnings: voyeurism, infidelity
Summary: James puts his Invisibility Cloak to a most gratifying use. Het, with a twist.
Notes: Written for the June daily_deviant, for which I chose the kinks candaulism and psychic orgasms. I originally intended this to involve entirely different characters, but they were recalcitrant; so I shall blame credit snegurochka_lee for the fact that I wrote a fic from James Potter's POV. I must accept responsibility for the use of a nickname, however.

( Keeping Company )

Tags: hp fic daily_deviant, hp fic james, hp fic kink, hp fic lily/sirius

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Title: Conjunction
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warnings: very minor bloodplay, watersports in the final three
Summary: Remus and Severus have more to offer each other than either of them thinks.
Notes: An acrostic in fifteen drabbles. This was my contribution to the 3fan_holidays exchange, a gift for snegurochka_lee. Now with an additional three drabbles at the end.

( Conjunction )

Tags: hp fic exchanges and fests, hp fic kink, hp fic remus/severus

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Title: Dream to Life
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Oliver/Percy
Rating: adult
Warnings: first time
Summary: Oliver listens, Oliver watches, and eventually Oliver gets what he's imagined.
Note: Written for hp_springsmut for nqdonne, who had many great possibilities in her request... so here there is voyeurism, hand jobs, frottage, a wee bit of angry banter and dirty talk, and a first time encounter, all wrapped up as missing canon from CoS. Originally posted here.

( Dream to Life )

Tags: hp fic exchanges and fests, hp fic kink, hp fic oliver/percy

Posted at 06:10 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Title: A Tongue to Persuade
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: adult
Warnings: rimming
Summary: Sirius hated to be touched there.
Note: My first fic for daily_deviant! I chose the kink "phobia" for April. thrihyrne and verdenia were my gracious betas; any remaining errors and infelicities are, of course, my own. The title is from Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon, History of the Rebellion, Vol. iii, Book vii, Section 84: "He had a head to contrive, a tongue to persuade, and a hand to execute any mischief."

( A Tongue to Persuade )

Tags: hp fic daily_deviant, hp fic kink, hp fic remus/sirius

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Title: Wildest Dreams
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: adult
Warnings: cross-dressing, watersports, wall!sex, blindfolding, semi-public sex, dirty talk, rimming
Summary: What are their wildest dreams, their most secret fantasies?
Note: I wanted to write a H/D WS fic, and Harry wanted me to write a cross-dressing Draco. We compromised.

( Wildest Dreams )

Tags: hp fic draco/harry, hp fic kink

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Title: For the Wizard with Everything
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult, barely
Warnings: bondage, toys
Summary: What can Harry and Remus give Severus for his fiftieth birthday?
Note: Written for cruisedirector's birthday. I wanted to write her some happy smut, but the muse was uncooperative and I ran out of time. So there's only hints of smut here.

( For the Wizard with Everything )

Tags: hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink

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Title: Three Men
chapter 6, "Three Men and a Snitch"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warning: Bondage, D/s, discussions of other kinks. Also, romantic sentiment and domestic bliss.
Summary: Remus, Severus and Harry strive for equilibrium. Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry, Remus, Severus and their magic potions.

( Three Men and a Snitch )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

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Title: Three Men
chapter 5, "Three Men and a Tub"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warning: External & internal watersports, D/s, discussion of other kink. Romantic sentiment & domestic bliss.
Summary: Now that he knows Lupin and Potter share his interest in a certain activity, Snape doesn't want to wait to try it. Also here.

( Three Men and a Tub )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

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Title: Three Men
chapter 4, "Three Men and a Tail"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warning: Bestiality, fisting and lots of less extreme perviness.
Summary: Some things are the same with Moony as they were with Remus, but some things are very different. Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry, Remus, Severus and their magic potions.

( Three Men and a Tail )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

Posted at 05:43 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Title: Three Men
chapter 3, "Three Men and a Vial"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warning: Wanking, rimming, double penetration, talk of fisting, misuse of Legilimency. Not necessarily in that order.
Summary: As planned, Remus and Severus come to visit Harry. And come. And come. Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry, Remus, Severus and their magic potions.

( Three Men and a Vial )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

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Title: Three Men
chapter 2, "Three Men and a Bed"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warning: Wanking, rimming, dirty talk, dirtier fantasies, misuse of Legilimency. Not necessarily in that order.
Summary: After spending an evening in drunken debauchery, no one was surprised when everyone woke up in the middle of the night for more. Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry, Remus, Severus and their magic potions.

( Three Men and a Bed )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

Posted at 05:42 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Title: Three Men
chapter 1, "Three Men and a Potion"
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warnings: Wanking, rimming, felching, delayed orgasm, misuse of Legilimency. Not necessarily in that order.
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar... Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry, Remus, Severus and their magic potions.

( Three Men and a Potion )

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 / ch. 4 / ch. 5 / ch. 6

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic harry/remus/severus, hp fic kink, hp fic three men

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Title: Things That Go Bump in the Night
Author: celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warnings: As requested, this is kinky -- rimming, bondage, spanking, and pissplay. You have been warned.
Summary: Lupin forces Snape to overcome a certain fear. Pretty much PWP.
Note: Written for hp_backtosmut, for severity_softly, who said, "Please, be as DIRTY as you dare." I did my best. Modified slightly from the original version because I absentmindedly had Remus doing something physically impossible. *headdesk*

( Things That Go Bump in the Night )

Tags: hp fic exchanges and fests, hp fic kink, hp fic remus/severus

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Title: Affinity, part 3
Authors: celandineb and cruisedirector
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: adult
Warnings: watersports, bondage, spanking, fisting
Summary: Severus and Remus spend one final night at the Dark Arts conference. Also here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling invented Snape and Lupin. We have only ourselves to blame for their behavior here.

( Affinity, part 3 )

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

Tags: coauthor: cruisedirector, hp fic affinity, hp fic kink, hp fic remus/severus

Posted at 05:21 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend