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Tweak says, "VIVA LA VIE BOHEME."

rupert "miles" glass (clowning) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-06-15 11:39:00

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beauty, javert, mad hatter, phantom of the opera, rapunzel, rumpelstiltskin, shere khan, van helsing, wicked witch

[public: did someone mention crazy? -- someone is playing the piano in room 201...]
Ginger ale was in fact invented by a doctor. However, I'm fairly certain that more than one party was involved in the act of its purloining; thus, let us then say that it was naively conspired. Purloined!? Why, yes. All ideas are stolen from the realm of the-not-yet-known. Inevitably, each idea is thrown into a mess of plenty of ideas, of which is called reality. Where it is then evidently carbonated and shuffled with ginger, madagascan vanilla, star anise, and other like spices which are subtle, yet bring out the poignant monologue of the stomach easing ginger ale blend.

What I mean to say, is that mostly anything created by doctors is in fact safe, drinkable, and often edible. For the respect of the brain-children of science, I indulge in medicine. Why don't you? I have a prescription. There's a cold going around. Does anyone have a cold? The sniffles? The wiffles? Feeling unlike yourself? I can help. I'm very helpful and thoughtful. My moon is in Pisces.

nOW FOR MY NEXt trick, I'll need a volunteer--don't fret folks!

... The last one only spent two weeks in the ICU ...

sHOULD i SEE you and feel you may be needing some yourself, I'll do well to suggest for your sake. My observation skills are as astute, impeccable, and infallible as Galileo. I will be able to tell if you have an ailment requiring cough medicine. Of course, my opinion and kindness are all given through the abundance and goodness of my heart, whereas that wretched doctor would tell the world that HE invented ginger ale ALONE and by HIMSELF! For this my face is sad for you.

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	clowning 2010-06-17 01:43 am UTC (link)
	You have made the comments numerically uneven. You're forgiven on behalf of Mug, God of Root Beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-06-17 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Even numbers are evil, you should be ecstatic. But I forgive you for your forgiveness, for I love the letter M. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clowning 2010-06-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
	1. And 2. what 3. is 4. it 5. that 6. you 7. might 8. have 9. against 10. UG? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-06-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Equal is even and that leaves things level, and one feels the need to keep up to speed and never let them unbalance. But odd is open, with a profusion of potential, so it can keep going unlimitlessly, don't you agree? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

clowning
2010-06-17 03:08 am UTC (link)

I make this odd for you again; we've switched roles. And now...

Indeed, I do.

There's much to say about flaw and imperfection. They are great conversation pieces. They're as well, and unfortunately, subject to personal prejudice and injustice for this controversial fact and often novel fact. Another mans trash is another mans treasure.

For me, I do enjoy symmetry and beauty, in life and in my reverie. Not all things are beautiful, nor ugly, don't you see. And thus, I gladly greet the change with glee. All things are different to a certain degree, of this, can you not agree?

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