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Tweak says, "VERMIN SUPREME '12!"

Peter Quill (bamshangalang) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-23 15:25:00

Entry tags:

- network, darcy lewis, drax, gamora, jane foster, nebula, peter quill, stephen strange, tony stark

Oh, I’m Sorry. I Don’t Know How This Machine Works

So. About your lawn, wetlands are environmentally important, you're welcome!

The wizard told me to talk to you about the Benetar. She's gonna need hanger space. Don't know the exchange rates, but I'll shoot you some Xanderian credits for fees. What's the parts sitch?

I'm gonna need a roll call and a sit rep.

So. Not gonna lie folks, kinda creeped out by some other dude calling himself Starlord.

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	snarkyintern 2020-08-23 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Peter! You're back! I missed you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bamshangalang 2020-08-24 01:52 am UTC (link)
	~~lather, rinse, Bereet~~ Uh. Yeah! I've missed you too. So uh..... do you know me/me or do you know low-fat margarine "I can't believe its not butter" me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snarkyintern 2020-08-24 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you don't remember this universe. I'm Darcy. We were friends. Good friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Darcy bamshangalang 2020-08-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
	The kind of friends that are like, "This is disgusting, smell it." or the kind that busts you out of jail..... or the kind where I go to my drawer and there's no boxers left, so I have to go over to your place and dig them out from under the bed and then turn one of them inside out so I'm not going commando kind of friends? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-08-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
	All of the above? Plus late night ice cream runs and pantsless hangouts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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bamshangalang
2020-08-24 02:28 am UTC (link)

So not to be awkward, but what happened? Were you guys just sitting around and it was all cool and them BAMF he got sucked into his own a-hole never to be seen again? Did you guys get in some fight and NotMe was like, I already told you how I feel and you were all, no you didn't and you never listen and then he head exploded in his helmet? Was he like, "Later gator" and then moonwalked his way off into the sunset? Is there a vaccine to prevent randomly being flushed into some other reality?

I'm thinking I should have asked Dr. Strangelove more questions, but dude's cape freaks me out.

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	Re: Peter \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-08-24 10:38 am UTC (link)
	No clue, dude. I'm not one of the science nerds around here, though they don't understand how this alternate universe thing works either. Strange is the only one who kind of gets it and I think he's incapable of explaining things in words that non wizards can understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy bamshangalang 2020-08-24 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking the Bamf theory is probably it. Nerds always make things more complicated than they need to be. So..... did old me leave any boxers under the bed? Not gonna lie. Left most of my shit on Benetar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-08-24 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	I might have some of your stuff around. But you can just tell Friday what you need and she'll get it delivered to you. I assume you're in the Tower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy bamshangalang 2020-08-24 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	People like mementos. I get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-08-24 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! No, nothing like that. I just figured you'd prefer fresh, clean clothes. Then again, considering who I'm talking to, maybe something that's been kicking around my apartment for a month or two and has yet to be laundered is more your speed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy bamshangalang 2020-08-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Fresh and clean might kill me. You're not wrong.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Peter \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-08-25 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well, let me see what I can find. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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