InsaneJournal

(ooc: backdated to a few days after this and a couple days before the flood plot!)


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Hey everyone, how's it going? It's Peter. Peter Parker? Um, which you probably already knew because of the way the network goes, but anyway -

I've had a lot of dreams lately? The freaky alternate universe kind? Things there didn't go so well. If anyone else gets the same memories, I'm definitely, definitely not a terrorist or a criminal or anything like that. I promise. But I'm Spider-man? That's a thing? Which probably isn't a super big deal because I think like 95% of you already know, but I just really, really needed to come clean here before someone else made that decision for me.

I know I said I was Mr. Stark's intern when I first got here, and that's technically true on paper, but there's...y'know. A lot more to it. Keeping this whole thing a secret from the outside world is really important to me - I've got family and friends to protect. I know it's a lot to ask, but if you guys could maybe help me keep that cover up, that would be the coolest thing ever.

Oh - and if Spider-man's a new thing to you, just look up 'Spidey's Top 10 most Epic Fails (Bus Faceplant Included!)' on youtube and it'll give you a gist of what I can do. If anyone has any questions? Or something? Or if you need me to rescue a cat from a tree or stop a robbery? I'm here to help. It's just really great that you're all here and not dead or off-world or retired or something because that was the worst and

tl;dr, I'm Spider-man, and search that name on youtube if you want a good laugh. ✌️

[Tony]

I don't know how you went on tv and told a bajillion people you were Iron Man because even this is scary.

[Dr. Strange]

If someone named Quentin Beck ever shows up in this universe from the other one, can we...not trust him? Is that a thing we can do?

[Wanda]

Hey, do you think we could do some spidey sense training soon if you're not busy or anything? A lot of that memory dump was a disaster - it wasn't working half the time.

[Fury]

I don't know if you had any dreams too, sir, but I'm really, really sorry about all that. You were a little harsh at points, man, but I'd say it's a pretty good thing you have more than just me to help you out in this world.