🙏for helping me keep things quiet, man! Whatever you do, definitely don't look up the Spidey-geese incident. I'm pretty sure that's on BuzzFeed's top 5 list of most cringeworthy animal attacks caught on camera. Which is fair.
...Dude, that would be amazing, let's do it! We should see how much momentum you could catch in those boots if I swung you super high. For science.