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Tweak says, "Hey, Sonny-boy!"

hermione (inlibrolegi) wrote in atlantisic,
@ 2024-02-29 21:33:00

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!: net, c: alucard emery, c: erica ortegas, c: hermione granger, c: jacen solo, c: mara jade, player: allie, player: ally, player: jeanna, player: kit, player: lena, ~ex-c: draco malfoy, ~ex-c: hunter, ~ex-char: allura, ~ex-char: misty waterson, ~ex-char: sabine wren, ~ex-player: dex

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Have you lost anything recently? Consider that a too clever for his own good, bored large orange cat with lock picking skills might have made off with it sometime in the last two weeks and I've just found his latest cache!

Things My Cat Literally Dragged In

What appears to be four small chunks of solidified lava
Five rolls of washi tape
Floor tiles
A single rook from a chess set that has also been lightly chewed on by a small to medium sized dog (probably, it doesn't look like it was a human or a cat)
Someone's tiny pet tarantula, still in its travel habitat
A bottle of hot sauce
Silver mens' house slippers, size 44
Resin and porcelain 8" figurine of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz
Toilet paper rolls
Sixteen individual Lego bricks
Strawberry lemonade lip balm, unopened
Foam darts
Pastel hair ties
What appears to be very fancy hot chocolate mix
A little notebook labeled "Passwords" (which I hope does not contain passwords)

Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it. If you're not sure, please ask clarifying questions. If your cat is one of the other cats in Crookshanks' theft ring, I'm sorry.

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	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Small ones that appear to not have been used yet, yes, as opposed to those that have been wrenched from the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Which floor are you on, again? How far are you from the maintenance sector? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 03:41 am UTC (link)
	[floor], average middle class passenger area. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmmm. You might want to add a concern of your own — "How is my cat operating the elevators?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 03:45 am UTC (link)
	There are two answers. I've seen him do both at home. Well, three answers because "my brother helps him" is the third option, but I sincerely hope that's not what happened this time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Guessing that your brother isn't here, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, he is! I just don't think he's been taking the cat on unapproved adventures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
	And if the cat was very charismatic and convincing whilst telling your brother that the adventures in question were, in fact, approved adventures? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
	He should know to get that information from me and also I do hope he would have notified me if he lost my cat - my brother definitely did not authorize the theft. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Not too easily distracted away from watching the cat, then, to allow your cat to make off with the spare floor tiles? Probably all for the best, really. Takes you back to the other two options, although it also begs the question of what size floor tiles, and how many of those. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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