weststar net post
Have you lost anything recently? Consider that a too clever for his own good, bored large orange cat with lock picking skills might have made off with it sometime in the last two weeks and I've just found his latest cache!
Things My Cat Literally Dragged In
What appears to be four small chunks of solidified lava
Five rolls of washi tape
Floor tiles
A single rook from a chess set that has also been lightly chewed on by a small to medium sized dog (probably, it doesn't look like it was a human or a cat)
Someone's tiny pet tarantula, still in its travel habitat
A bottle of hot sauce
Silver mens' house slippers, size 44
Resin and porcelain 8" figurine of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz
Toilet paper rolls
Sixteen individual Lego bricks
Strawberry lemonade lip balm, unopened
Foam darts
Pastel hair ties
What appears to be very fancy hot chocolate mix
A little notebook labeled "Passwords" (which I hope does not contain passwords)
Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it. If you're not sure, please ask clarifying questions. If your cat is one of the other cats in Crookshanks' theft ring, I'm sorry.