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hermione ([info]inlibrolegi) wrote in [info]atlantisic,
@ 2024-02-29 21:33:00

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Entry tags:!: net, c: alucard emery, c: erica ortegas, c: hermione granger, c: jacen solo, c: mara jade, player: allie, player: ally, player: jeanna, player: kit, player: lena, ~ex-c: draco malfoy, ~ex-c: hunter, ~ex-char: allura, ~ex-char: misty waterson, ~ex-char: sabine wren, ~ex-player: dex

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Have you lost anything recently? Consider that a too clever for his own good, bored large orange cat with lock picking skills might have made off with it sometime in the last two weeks and I've just found his latest cache!

Things My Cat Literally Dragged In

  • What appears to be four small chunks of solidified lava
  • Five rolls of washi tape
  • Floor tiles
  • A single rook from a chess set that has also been lightly chewed on by a small to medium sized dog (probably, it doesn't look like it was a human or a cat)
  • Someone's tiny pet tarantula, still in its travel habitat
  • A bottle of hot sauce
  • Silver mens' house slippers, size 44
  • Resin and porcelain 8" figurine of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz
  • Toilet paper rolls
  • Sixteen individual Lego bricks
  • Strawberry lemonade lip balm, unopened
  • Foam darts
  • Pastel hair ties
  • What appears to be very fancy hot chocolate mix
  • A little notebook labeled "Passwords" (which I hope does not contain passwords)

Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it. If you're not sure, please ask clarifying questions. If your cat is one of the other cats in Crookshanks' theft ring, I'm sorry.

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[info]jediempth
2024-03-01 02:51 am UTC (link)
The tarantula is mine.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
I'm so sorry, they're probably traumatized. Though at least I can promise the habitat wasn't damaged! Where and when would you like them back?

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[info]jediempth
2024-03-03 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Your cat is probably lucky it don’t bite him.

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[info]vamanos
2024-03-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
Um, hi. I think that’s my lip balm.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:07 am UTC (link)
It is still sterile and usable. Um. I'm really sorry.

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[info]vamanos
2024-03-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)
It’s cool. Cats gonna cat, right?

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[info]jedilorian
2024-03-01 02:53 am UTC (link)
This is a very eclectic list.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:08 am UTC (link)
I can't account for his tastes. I'm not even sure he can account for his tastes. I don't even know how he's getting out and back into our stateroom.

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[info]jedilorian
2024-03-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I have a cat, too. I’ve given up trying to understand them.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure how concerned I should be that you are not enumerating the toilet paper rolls.

Or that you aren't more-thoroughly describing the Lego bricks. Those can be very specialized!

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
also wait no hold on a second




Floor tiles.

Floor tiles?!

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:10 am UTC (link)
Small ones that appear to not have been used yet, yes, as opposed to those that have been wrenched from the floor.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
Which floor are you on, again? How far are you from the maintenance sector?

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:41 am UTC (link)
[floor], average middle class passenger area.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:43 am UTC (link)
Hmmmmm.

You might want to add a concern of your own —

"How is my cat operating the elevators?"

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:45 am UTC (link)
There are two answers. I've seen him do both at home.

Well, three answers because "my brother helps him" is the third option, but I sincerely hope that's not what happened this time.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:55 am UTC (link)
Guessing that your brother isn't here, then?

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:03 am UTC (link)
Oh, he is! I just don't think he's been taking the cat on unapproved adventures.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
And if the cat was very charismatic and convincing whilst telling your brother that the adventures in question were, in fact, approved adventures?

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
He should know to get that information from me and also I do hope he would have notified me if he lost my cat - my brother definitely did not authorize the theft.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 04:10 am UTC (link)
Not too easily distracted away from watching the cat, then, to allow your cat to make off with the spare floor tiles?

Probably all for the best, really.

Takes you back to the other two options, although it also begs the question of what size floor tiles, and how many of those.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:10 am UTC (link)
They've been played with so I didn't try to count. The Lego bricks can also be expensive, so if you've lost some, please tell me what your missing ones look like so I can know if these are them! There's a method to what I did and didn't include, mostly.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:14 am UTC (link)
I'm concerned, actually, that you felt it was necessary to list them, then, given the likelihood they were stolen from Housekeeping carts instead — or, at least, that the Housekeeping staff has already replaced them.

You could have let your cat keep at least one prize from his ill-gotten gains.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:42 am UTC (link)
I didn't say I was getting rid of them. Housekeeping probably doesn't want them back. I listed them for completeness.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
Quote:

"Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it."

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:47 am UTC (link)
If anyone had claimed the toilet paper I would have explained that they were mangled but I still wanted to account for the damage and right the expenses. Are all the bartenders so rude?

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
Rude?

What, for defending your cat's right to keep his toilet paper roll fetish habits private?

Sheesh.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
I am feeling very judged.

A free drink will make me feel better.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 04:09 am UTC (link)
The cat's name is Crookshanks, is it?

I think I can probably manage a drink for you.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
Yes. Frequently nicknamed Crooks, I know.

Good.

I should probably specify that I'd like it to taste decent.

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
I'm on duty at Rocks tonight, if you want to show up for a brand-new specialty cocktail —

I think I want to call it "Crookshanks's Collection", but perhaps it'll get tweaked a little by the time you try it.

(I note your preference.)

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
I think that's an honor. Should I bring him? On a leash?

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[info]pretentiousname
2024-03-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
Your brother? The cat?

Whichever one is at least age 18 is welcome, leashed or otherwise as you see fit.

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[info]greeneyedlady
2024-03-01 03:18 am UTC (link)
That's what happened to my hot chocolate mix! Also, I think the Legos might possibly have come from the Daycare center. We keep them in little bins and there is a bin that is missing. I'd have to look to be certain though.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:24 am UTC (link)
I'm glad to have located it for you, and I'm sorry about how weird my cat is. Let me know about the Legos, and I can bring the hot chocolate back to Daycare? Plus or minus Crookshanks so he can offer you an apology. It doesn't appear to have been damaged.

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[info]greeneyedlady
2024-03-01 03:31 am UTC (link)
That would be fine. I'll check on the Legos in the morning. Your cat sounds like a very interesting animal.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:42 am UTC (link)
He is wonderful and I adore him, but he is sometimes ... a lot, it's true.

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[info]greeneyedlady
2024-03-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
At least there is never a dull moment.

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[info]alucardemery
2024-03-01 03:34 am UTC (link)
And here I thought my cat was a menace!

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:43 am UTC (link)
Are you certain that your cat and my cat are not working together? If Crooks has been picking your locks I am very sorry.

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[info]alucardemery
2024-03-01 04:51 pm UTC (link)
None of the stuff on that list is mine, but could be Esa is working with your thief. If you spot a white cat with lavender eyes, that's her.

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[info]rulerzreachf4n
2024-03-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
I've watched plenty of cat videos and I am still surprised by a lot of the things on this list.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 03:46 am UTC (link)
Even I was surprised by some of them!

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[info]rulerzreachf4n
2024-03-01 03:50 am UTC (link)
The travel habitat is definitely something. And probably good luck for the spider that he didn't figure out how to open it.

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
With the way his intelligence has always been, I do wonder if he was just choosing not to open it. But the tabs might've been too complicated. Require thumbs.

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[info]rulerzreachf4n
2024-03-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
If he's smart enough to think that, maybe he was planning a prank. Do you have any friends afraid of spiders?

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[info]inlibrolegi
2024-03-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
I do, but not with me, so I wonder how long he might've been planning to keep it ...

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[info]watergym
2024-03-01 04:34 am UTC (link)
I think those might be my Lego bricks! I thought Psyduck had eaten them. You say your cat did this?

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[info]allura
2024-03-04 08:38 pm UTC (link)
That sounds like a very intelligent cat.

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