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hermione (inlibrolegi) wrote in atlantisic,
@ 2024-02-29 21:33:00

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!: net, c: alucard emery, c: erica ortegas, c: hermione granger, c: jacen solo, c: mara jade, player: allie, player: ally, player: jeanna, player: kit, player: lena, ~ex-c: draco malfoy, ~ex-c: hunter, ~ex-char: allura, ~ex-char: misty waterson, ~ex-char: sabine wren, ~ex-player: dex

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Have you lost anything recently? Consider that a too clever for his own good, bored large orange cat with lock picking skills might have made off with it sometime in the last two weeks and I've just found his latest cache!

Things My Cat Literally Dragged In

What appears to be four small chunks of solidified lava
Five rolls of washi tape
Floor tiles
A single rook from a chess set that has also been lightly chewed on by a small to medium sized dog (probably, it doesn't look like it was a human or a cat)
Someone's tiny pet tarantula, still in its travel habitat
A bottle of hot sauce
Silver mens' house slippers, size 44
Resin and porcelain 8" figurine of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz
Toilet paper rolls
Sixteen individual Lego bricks
Strawberry lemonade lip balm, unopened
Foam darts
Pastel hair ties
What appears to be very fancy hot chocolate mix
A little notebook labeled "Passwords" (which I hope does not contain passwords)

Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it. If you're not sure, please ask clarifying questions. If your cat is one of the other cats in Crookshanks' theft ring, I'm sorry.

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	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Quote: "Any of the above belong to you? Please claim it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 03:47 am UTC (link)
	If anyone had claimed the toilet paper I would have explained that they were mangled but I still wanted to account for the damage and right the expenses. Are all the bartenders so rude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Rude? What, for defending your cat's right to keep his toilet paper roll ~~fetish~~ habits private? Sheesh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I am feeling very judged. A free drink will make me feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 04:09 am UTC (link)
	The cat's name is Crookshanks, is it? I think I can probably manage a drink for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Frequently nicknamed Crooks, I know. Good. I should probably specify that I'd like it to taste decent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm on duty at Rocks tonight, if you want to show up for a brand-new specialty cocktail — I think I want to call it "Crookshanks's Collection", but perhaps it'll get tweaked a little by the time you try it. (I note your preference.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inlibrolegi 2024-03-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	I think that's an honor. Should I bring him? On a leash? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretentiousname 2024-03-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Your brother? The cat? Whichever one is at least age 18 is welcome, leashed or otherwise as you see fit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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