EMAIL SPAM!
To: Sienna Dogwoode
From: Her dragon hunk o'burnin love!
Oh my sweet smelling daffodil of delight, I have some fabulous news for you.
Thierry has left the castle and returned to Vegas.
And his idiotic soulmate slipped her tether and took off after him. Which means everyone is focusing on Vegas.
You should totally come up here and party with me now.
And bring me presents