Childbirth is a beautiful thing. Childbirth with a Time Lord in the room is
hilarious.
My favorite Doctorism of the night:
"Rose.. Ow..
Rose. I need that hand. If you break it off I can't regrow it! Violence is never the way to- Uncle! Mercy! Bollocks!"
Everything Rose said I pretty much can't repeat. She did have quite the grip though.