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Going out on a limb here, but are there any wand repair shops around here? I mean, you know, if people did use wands and magic. But that's just silly, right? I mean, wizards and magic -- pssh! So...not...possible...so yeah! Yes? No?

It is my understanding that I will be taking on teaching the subject of Diplomacy to those attending Aiode University.

If you have an interest in this particular class, please let me know as soon as possible.

Thank you,
Emily Prentiss

We do apologize to the victims and families who are still recovering from the events caused by Mr. Wright. Rest assured that Mr. Wright will not ever get the chance to take advantage of anyone else in such a manner. We appreciate the cooperation of those victimized by Mr. Wright in serving their time and obeying the given laws of the town.

If you have further questions, I urge you to see your local authorities, law enforcement team, or myself. In hopes of keeping this brief, my name is Emily Prentiss. I work in the behavioral analysis unit in Quantico, Virginia or did. For any questions your local authorities cannot answer, I will certainly do my best to provide an answer to you.

WHOA!

This is WAY cool! I love these things! Message boards that is! They're SO fun and SO useful when you really want to get in there and learn lots of stuff about a place and people and just lots of things!

I'm Selphie! Selphie Tilmitt! I'm a SeeD ... which I have a feeling NO ONE here will know what that is. I could tell when I got REALLY weird looks from uniformed officers! They had to ask me who (or WHAT!) a SeeD was. SIGH. I guess we're not THAT well known yet.

...Though I don't know HOW considering we basically saved the WORLD from Ultimecia's SUPER EVIL PLOT to take over using poor Ellone's time compression magic to go back into time and change the events of the past to her own liking so that she could return by the Lunar Cry and ---

Ah .. I'm rambling. I do that sometimes!

ANYWAY!

I'm BRAND SPANKING NEW here at Aiode. Wait. How is that pronounced? Is it A-O-DEE? Or I-UH-DEH? I've been saying A-O-DEE and no one seems to be saying anything, so I guess that's right! Yeah!

So, wow, okay! Did you guys REALLY have some weird brain wave guy here before? CREEPY! Edea---er---Matron who USE to be Edea because of Ultimecia but we saved her too so she's back to being Matron and she raised me! She's totally like my Mom and -- CRUD! Rambling again!

Anyway! Sorceresses can do that kind of creepy stuff, too! Does stuff like that happen around here often? OH! Do you guys use magics and GFs? Magics are okay, but UGH. I HOPE you don't use GFs! They're helpful but did you know they can cause severe memory loss? IT'S TRUE! I did a whole study on it! It's KIND OF SCARY. I definitely do NOT recommend LONG USAGE of GFs!

OKAY! So, I'm working on settling into my dorm, WHICH IS PRETTY SWEET! I mean, compared to the dorms at Balamb, UPGRADE! And A+++ on the ball pit! I've already been in it THREE TIMES since I set foot in this place.

Um, hmm, what else --OH YEAH! A bit about me! My absolute favorite color ever is YELLOW. I DO NOT like hot dogs. Cowboy hats are the BEST accessory out there. I can KICK YOUR BUTT. I LOVE trains and blowing things to SMITHEREENS!...but only when I ABSOLUTELY have to. Like this time back at the Missile Base! Whoa that was SCARY! We totally thought we were goners when we had to set the place to self-destruct and we got STUCK INSIDE. At least the Galbadians had ONE good idea; mechanical spiders to hide in! Er ... we just won't mention we accidentally attacked Squall, Rinoa and Quistis. TOTALLY didn't mean to! We were trying to get out and there were SO many buttons so I just started smashing them and BOOM! SMASH! POW!

OH! One last question --- do you guys know a game called Triple Triad? OH I HOPE SO!

Selphie OUT! Peace! Love!

Someone directed me to this board saying I could try and 'connect' with people like me.

What the hell did they mean by that? 'People like me'? I don't have six arms and gills. I'm not a freak!


But, whatever. Here it is:

My name's Zara Bruin. I'm 20, am a member of the Screaming Queens (it's a squad for all your smart asses out there), and I'm from Atmos. Obviously this cozy, little town isn't Atmos. If it was, I would be asking how the hell did the war end so quickly and who won? Obviously Cyclonis didn't win since this place is still standing. That'd be a shame, though. Not that I'm for the crazy chick, but I'm not against her either. At least she was willing to be some what nice about taking over my home, but the idiot Storm Hawks had to go and be all rebellious. Really. They're just making it worse.

I'm surprised Terra Atmosia's still standing.

I'm relieved that communications are back up.. though I admit, I hadn't noticed they were down. I was busy making sure the storage for my weapons class was locked and sealed properly. Zombies aren't known for having much upstairs, if you know what I mean. But that doesn't make them any less dangerous. More so, in fact.

Regardless, a weapon in their hands is still a hazard to us normal folk. However.. I would like to make an offer to those who wish to fight back, if you don't want the government to use a flamethrower to get rid of a fly (and they might try to lock up a few "special" individuals for testing). Now that the phones are working again, I can get in touch with one of my military contacts for some good firepower.

Given the situation at hand, I think a good number of us, at least those who know how to operate an automatic weapon without shooting themselves in the foot, they should be able to use them to send these mindless freaks back to Hell.

It's insane out there.

What can I do to help?

Hmm..I really am enjoying myself this is the way it ought to be all the time. I must admit however, It'd be much more fun out here with a playmate..:/ How about a game, anyone? Bonus points for the undead, I hear a group of zombies nearly took care of my pesky ranger problem.

Dammit. I'm bored. Honestly, why the Hell did we get zombies now? I swear, God has a sense of humor. This fucking sucks.

But I'm not going anywhere. I don't really fancy getting bitten by one of those abominations. People, your best friend in this situation is.. distance. And lots of it.

Whatever takes out the brain will help. Or removing the heads.. their flesh is probably weaker than normal, but they make up for that in numbers. I guess some fire spells or voltage might save you too.. or maybe find someone who is super strong and fast. Like.. Clark, for example.

So, while I'm driving myself insane in here.. at least I'm alive. Any ideas on how to make the time pass by quicker? I'm open to anything.

Ugh. I really hate being stuck in the high school like this.

I am so fucking bored right now.

I don't know why Sam won't take Bumblebee out. Come on! Alien Robot beats out zombies anyday.

Childbirth's a bitch. All I want to do is sleep for a week.

Lady Death sends her regrets about this whole thing. Her exact quote was "I love humanity but you really have got a way with fucking up."

I don't mind this all. the zombies seem to be avoiding young Aurora and Phineas is under lockdown.

Alright, I just have two questions. One: what the hell am I doing alive? And two: Why the hell didn't I see this coming? I should have seen this coming.

Oh. My. God.

Alright, so as soon as I get here, I find zombies walking around outside.

Where is Eve?

It's my birthday and I can't even go out and get drunk. This is so not cool.

Then again, I'm in Jane's penthouse. Woman's got more booze in here than a brewery, a vineyard, and a wine cellar combined.

I leave for a few days to visit my mum and I come back and there's bloody zombies all over the place. What the hell did I miss?

Peter, was that really necessary? Again?