Ab Aeterno RPG

I don't think I'll ever get used to people giving me completely unsolicited marriage advice, or asking when I'm going to have children. I just wanted to get a few things at the market for dinner... I didn't want some 'kindly' older lady telling me that I'm not getting any younger, and that I have good 'childbearing' hips.

Then, later, I went to the diner because I wanted a chocolate milkshake and cheese fries, and the waitress and cook started having a conversation about how that sounds like pregnancy cravings. I tried explaining I was just snack-hungry, not expecting, and suddenly I was being practically assaulted with all the old wives tales and folk remedies one would need to conceive, and how to pick the gender.

The only saving grace was that milkshake was perfect.