Ab Aeterno RPG

Informal communication differs significantly in this setting. It would be wise to update your vocabulary to a habitual level.

Being called a fuzzy duck with a classy chassis was an unexpected development. I learned I should have no gringles in response.

I do not have gringles.

You dig?

Well, that turned out better than I thought. A car broke down down the street, and without thinking I went to see if the driver was alright. Turns out it was a problem with his transmission, which is common in the Pontiac Chieftain.

He was so impressed that I diagnosed what was wrong with his car, that he asked if I wanted a job at his auto shop. I said I had to ask my husband. So... yeah.