Alex and Lorna haven't come home for days. When I called Alex, he sounded really young. I think they got replaced.

Which leaves us with not one, but two babies we really shouldn't be left alone with. I'm exhausted.

I'll switch Grace's crib music for dis, have her go into school well-prepared to take over the classroom.

I'm convinced that my face has some horrible muscular disorder where I'm now unable to stop smiling like an idiot. Maybe it's better that way, since Grace has made sleep impossible since she was born.

At least Remy can have coffee again. I don't think I'd want to deal with him right now without it. Granted, he did have a rough weekend. Henry, you have officially seen things I don't even want to contemplate. You are a better man than I.

Lila? Cherie, dis ain't de time to playing dis kind of games. We run dis trick et I promise you your own bathtub, some fresh fruits et bubbles...

Lila?

You okay there? I saw the girl's post from earlier. A friend of yours?

We're going to have a girl.

Man, I am so owned. For the rest of my life, I'm going to be this girl's bitch.

I think I've been grinning since we heard. It makes it real, in a way, to know the kid's gender.

So, I guess we're shipping out in a month. That kind of sucks, really. I was really starting to get a good thing going with at least three people in three different countries.

One of them doesn't speak a word of English. I might have to fake my own death.

I got the Starjammer, the Kelvin, and my airplane cum one person space flying thing (There's a word for it, I just forget it right now), all up and running.

I'm in desperate need of a social life. Anyone want to go out for drinks, dinner, bowling, anything? I'm pretty open minded, so I get along pretty well with everyone.

( Fleur )

Okay, so I've got my plane done.

But it's in space. Which is not an awesome place to have an airplane. There's a slight lack-of-air problem.

So, um, that kind of sucks. On the other hand, I'm going out tomorrow night, and bringing my hot sister along. Anyone who wants to come with us, we'll probably go dancing, flirt like crazy, and attempt to go home with other people. Assholes need not apply, because I'm all over that protective older brother thing.

Lorna and Simon are taking care of the baby (for once), and Henry's off doing his thing. Her thing.

Which is probably something I don't want to contemplate.

Anyone want some company, or know something cool to do?

Hello? This is Beta.

We made more cookies today and Assiah said I had to ask if anyone wanted some.

She also says there's Irish Coffee for any stressed out biggies out there.

The coffee tastes funny

So, um, I'm guessing this isn't China. . . and that I'm not still on mission anymore.

Uh, soooo. . . Anyone know where the closest American Embassy is? I think I'm in space, but not on Mir or Voyager, so it's some other space station. Stardock or something like that.

Also, I seem to be missing about five of my team members.