I just watched the movie based on my baby-daddy's life. It's pretty awesome. Cheri, you still wanna go to college? We could probably afford it, even with the baby. I got the girls from my acquisitions department to keep me company.
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June 2012
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Alex, you and me are going to New Orleans tonight, and you're going to get slobbering drunk so I can get drunk by association. And I'm going to flash my even more awesome tits, and it will be unbelievable (This voice post is made by someone who is audibly upset, and speaks very broken English. The portions in italics are translated from Creole for the mun's benefit, but are still spoken in that language, so non-French/Cajun pups won't understand half of this) If anyone is seeking employment, I happen to own a niteclub in Miami [address]. There's a few positions open for bartenders, custodians, or security. And it pays very well. All interested parties are free to contact me if they feel this is the work for them. Interviews can be conducted at your convenience. Think I'm going to the SPCA to get a cat. Well, maybe not a cat. They're clever, but I'm kind of sick of clever. Maybe a dog. I could use a good dose of boundless loyalty. So, I think I'm actually doing okay now. So, new job's not bad. Busy, but not bad. I'm in the oddest mood. The urge to watch soap operas is infecting the whole house, and we've got bets riding on it. Wha? You know, Ah might roll my eyes at everything being deepfried down here, but the fact that the little bistro down the road is working on frying whole large birds has me baffled and in wonder. Is a meal really worth risking a grease fireball? Does this Thanksgiving holiday really merit a threat on your life? Holy shit, I have a whorehouse! What the fuck is going on, and who do I have to kill to get a whiskey and a cigarette? Well, this is a right fine mess. Plucked out of Britain and dropped into Malibu, and not even in ther right universe. I wonder who I pissed off this time. |