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Thurvishar D'Lorus (thatdlorusbrat) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-09 11:33:00

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Greetings. My name is Thurvishar D'Lorus. After performing a perfunctory sweep of names on your compiled list I am confident in saying that there is no one here from my world, but if I'm incorrect, I beg your forgiveness. I'm loathe to sum up myself but in short: I am a wizard, and High Lord to the Noble House of Binders - paper, histories, archives, mapmaking, records, you get the idea. In my spare time, I work as the advisor to Empress Tyentso (long may she reign) and get dragged into near-death political deathtraps by my friends whose enthusiasm for life often outpaces their capacity for common sense. This isn't my first alternate dimension, nor will it likely be my last, but I do have three questions here that I would greatly appreciate a response:

I wonder if there has been any study of how time moves in comparison to that of the homeworlds? This notion concerns me greatly, as we are on a-- we'll call it abbreviated -- schedule back home before, in short, total devastation and unending apocalypse strikes, and I would really very much like to avoid all of that, and:
Has anyone else had their magical abilities dampened? I am missing a power that was second nature back home, and it seems to be much weakened here, and finally:
I could use the spiciest curry on saag that Vallo could provide me with. Please, I implore you: blow my head off.

Thank you for any information you can provide.

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	thatdlorusbrat 2020-09-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. I will be only too happy to investigate once I have been resurrected from these noodles that Henry suggested. It delights me to see such a variety of food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bitlessdead 2020-09-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I've never had the noodles so now I'm thinking I need to give that a try too. I'm down for all the spice in the land, always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatdlorusbrat 2020-09-09 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	You'd like Jorat cuisine, I think. It's still the only place that's ever been too much for me. Their speciality is a saffron rice upon which you pile the chile on. It starts sweet, and then it begins to burn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bitlessdead 2020-09-09 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	My senses are a little dulled so giving my tastebuds a kick in the mouth is my favorite thing to remind myself I'm still alive~ Or some other dramatic poetry about give me more spice yas. Maybe you can find a good replacement for that here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatdlorusbrat 2020-09-09 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be happy to share anything I find to rejuvenate your senses, but I'll warn you, I've been told I have terrible taste in poetry. Was it a spell that dulled them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bitlessdead 2020-09-09 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Good, it's no fun if poetry is like, actually good or something. But also you missed out a day where people were just speaking in nothing but bad poetry. It was death, never fully recovered and all that jazz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thatdlorusbrat
2020-09-09 06:49 pm UTC (link)

I'm sore I missed that. Spell gone wrong or just a mood of Vallo?

Death? Are you Undead? No, you spoke of eating curry rather than people... fascinating. I've an ally who's Undead and she's spoken of similar feelings of disassociation with her senses, but it's improved by ah. Cannibalism. (Please don't judge us; there is a never-ending supply of bandits and murderers for her to pick off). So you're not Returned all the way; how does that work? Is this too personal? I apologize if so.

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bitlessdead
2020-09-09 07:00 pm UTC (link)

Not sure, probably just mood of Vallo. I've been in two places now that it could go either way, but no one fessed up on it, so.

~~FTR~~ For the record, there's undead here that don't eat people, and some that eat brains too but like, sustainably sourced brains (aka already dead people or ... idk, tofu brains) but it's fine, it's a big shrug as far as I'm concerned. I drowned in a frozen lake, and when I was alive again after shit is just a little fucked up. Not quite fully ~alive~ is what I assume. Don't talk shit about me in your vallo binder archives or whatever, dude.

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	thatdlorusbrat 2020-09-09 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, I wouldn't dream of disparaging your existence. Provided that you or similarly inclined people don't hurt innocents, why would I be judgmental? Besides, between you and me, I'm half vordreth anyhow. I hope my taking notes on the subject doesn't bother you. I'll stop if it does. Habit, I'm afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bitlessdead 2020-09-09 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what the fuck vordreth is? Your undead? I don't think I'm a shitty person, at least, I try not to hurt innocents. If you post it to your OnlyFans I want 40%. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatdlorusbrat 2020-09-09 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, no - they're one of the nonhuman races. Famed for their height, ability to do magic, and vast underground cities. They're practically extinct now; my mother was famously one of the last full-blooded. You have lost me entirely. Except the bit where you're trying to turn a profit; that was clear from context. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bitlessdead 2020-09-09 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, okay. You'll find a lot of that sort of thing around here? Not specifically vordreth but the last of dying species, fae people, magic types, etc. Pretty much just for turning a profit if you post my info publicly to a scandalous audience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thatdlorusbrat
2020-09-09 07:24 pm UTC (link)

That's good to hear. This may strike you as unlikely, but I have a fondness for inquiring as to different cultures/magic/ways of life, etc. I wrote books back home. When I wasn't trying not to die.

Oh. Oh no. No scandal, I assure you. How about this - whatever I write, I promise to let you vet it and remove anything you find offensive or too personal? Provided that it remains true, of course.

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