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[Mar. 30th, 2009|10:46 pm] |
Look how pretty I am! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|09:42 pm] |
This is fun! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|09:19 pm] |
Could someone bring me something to eat, please? I'm at the school pool and really hungry. No fish, please. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|09:18 pm] |
Dude, this is so freakin' weird.
I was sitting in my apartment with my guitar, cause every musican is never without their instrument, right? Anyway, I was just randomly fiddling with a tune, and then all of a sudden I got a whole song in my head and I just rocked it out and wrote it out. And the weird thing? In the past six hours I have written 19 songs. Somehow comming from my head. Now I am never one for believing in the unknown and what have you, but this is so freakin' weird. I wonder how many more songs I'll be able to write before this is all over with. Apparently I am not the only one with an ability.
Hey Mark! Did you get an ability too? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|02:47 pm] |
I... taste like chocolate? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|09:01 am] |
Having a body double is awesome.
I've picked up a bunch of extra hours at the restaurant, and I still get to play with my kids at night. I'll be kind of glad when it goes away, though. Internalizing two sets of memories is hard. Though I guess it would be worse if I weren't used to that kind of thing already.
Though I have found out that when one of me has had too much chocolate, I will still have had too much chocolate, even after merging. I have thankfully managed not to get drunk yet. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|10:41 am] |
Ha! The is bloody fantastic! I'm like Mary bloody Poppins! Danny adores it! And looking after him is easier. How're you coping Owen sweetie?
Jack Harkness love, how're you doing? And the kids? It's been awfully too long since I've had time to see everyone. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
So, I thought it was a fluke the first time, but it wasn't. Apparently I'm a walking polygraph, which is turning out to be far more entertaining than I first expected. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|11:48 pm] |
I HAVE A KITTY. His name is Danger. No, Stitchy, he isn't good for eatings. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|05:40 am] |
I can sense... something. It feels unusual, yet familiar.
Almost like the Evil Witch of the Dark. What an unpleasant feeling. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|12:39 am] |
Daddy! Bones!
I wished for ice cream and I got some!
This is so neat! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|05:38 am] |
Oh my. I just climbed up the wall!
It must be quite a sight, seeing a research scientist in a sparkly catsuit shooting up the wall like that... |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|12:31 am] |
A beetle just spoke to me.
...A beetle.
It asked me not to kill it. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|12:09 am] |
I woke up this morning with a feeling of pompousness and my nose grew.
I stopped feeling that way and then it went back to normal.
Fred and George, if this is your doing....I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be something! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|12:01 am] |
Something evil is going on. I don't know what, or who, but it is. I just got this feeling.
I don't like it.
( Hermione & Ron ) |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|10:19 pm] |
I was yelling at this infernal contraption when it did what I told it to...
it is now as if whatever I tell it to do it does,
this does not make any rational sense. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|07:44 pm] |
Ummmm. Mom? Dad? I, uhhh.
Thought I'd been passed over again with this whole powers thing, but I... something really weird just...
I was thinking of how I wanted to build my next machine, right? And then, suddenly, all the parts just... whoosh. Together. Started assembling themselves. By themselves. The machine works fine now. It would've taken me days to build by myself. Trying to not freak out here. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|09:12 pm] |
Hey! Guys guess what I just did. It was weird. Really weird. I was sitting there sipping on flavored water reading and I sorta wished that I had a coke and next sip of my water...it was coke! Nearly spat it out in surprise.
So I wished for coffee and then I had coffee. Tasted terrible though. Nothing like Uncle Ianto's coffee. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:44 pm] |
So apparently I can find anything now. Even found that sub sandwich I lost a week ago, though I don't want to eat it now. It's kinda grody. Still though! Anything! Ask me. I can tell you exactly where it is. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:01 pm] |
...I can control water. Well any fluid but still. How'd this happen this isn't a normal family trait...
On the upside. It's really useful and sorta relaxing. |
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| Purify my love, baby. |
[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:02 pm] |
It's been a doozy of a last couple of weeks, folks. Oh yeah. You know what I'm talking about.
Let me tell you, there's nothing quite like waking up to the sounds of an angry mob burning effigies on your front lawn.
Those landscapers, man. You put one stop payment on a check because they didn't trim your bushes just right, and everything just goes straight to hell in a handbasket. You know the type, the ones lined with those doilies your grandma used to crochet?
...and then there're these Purifier guys.
Between you and me, I think those folks could use a rebranding. It's no good for your cause when people keep coming up to you to ask if you know where to get a replacement water filter. (Hey, don't knock it - it worked for Blackwater.) Note to self: They don't sell water filters, and they get kind of shirty when asked.
But seriously, folks, these Purifiers were going all-out. Mass pamphleting campaign, insane media blitz, torture of the genetically different masses... it was kind of like the last general election all over again, only with less potentially awkward and unjustifiable wardrobe expenditures. In fact, it was so overwhelming, even our President couldn't stand it, and threw only the second known recorded Messianic hissy fit on national TV. (Don't worry, Jesus. They still haven't come up with a better logo than yours. Two thousand years and you're still rockin' that crucifix, baby. Don't ever change. Love ya.)
In the ultimate example of Why Extremism is For Chumps and Crazy Old Bearded Men Living In Caves, it seems their plan to make everyone Just Like Them backfired, and now everyone on the face of the planet has the uncanny ability to make Michael Jackson look like a regular, normal example of manhood. Wow. I totally couldn't see that coming, y'all.
As further evidence of this particularly awesome turn of events, it turns out that I really can kill people with my mind.
On the downside, this means I'm going to have to find a new camera crew before Monday evening.
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And replace the carpet in my dressing room. Things got kind of messy when I told my hairdresser to quit parting my locks to the left. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|05:17 pm] |
I don't understand what happened...
I was thinking I wanted something sweet and when I touched a book it turned to chocolate...
This should not be possible. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|04:35 pm] |
So my roommate and I have a bet..
How many people I can send running by twisting my head 360 degrees..
She bet only five, I bet ten
The count so far is eight...
With everyone getting super powers, you would think that people wouldn't be so shocked. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|04:55 pm] |
SUPER DANCING POWERS!
Backup dancers everywhere! It's like I got a Dancing Dressphere and SO DID EVERYONE ELSE.
Cryga ouin puudeac! |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|04:33 pm] |
Someone tell me Jon's here, and I'm not teleporting on my own?
This always makes me sick. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|12:01 pm] |
What a silly little world this is. And yet, I do enjoy it.
From having my own powers to this... this... silly thing.
What does one do with the ability to make friendly and smart purple bunnies appear out of nowhere? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|11:57 am] |
One goes away for a brief stay in Avalon, time flies there to three months, and only a week passes... and still, much happens while one is gone.
How very odd.
Nonetheless, I proudly declare the birth of my son, David Ambrosius, to this new world. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:47 pm] |
Hey Sky-Guy, guess what! |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:46 pm] |
..Gross. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|09:01 am] |
Pyrokinesis. Of all the fucking powers to have. . .
I nearly had a heart attack! Not to mention the smoke damage that will now have to be fixed.
Arg. I didn't need another power, really. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:49 am] |
Being the living equivalent of a Sham-wow for metals has some perks. Don't have to worry about pocket change no more.
Yes, I do know Jet's Cold Hard Bitch and Recoil's Chrome, no need to send me the song.
And yes, I've seen Goldfinger, I'm a bloody Brit you wankin' sod. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|09:04 am] |
Holy shit, this is weird! Like, more than the usual. I didn't think this could happen to me. To others, sure.. thought it seems like everyone is affected. Me included. It turns out that I can shapeshift. It's limited to people, though, either male or female. But this is sorta awesome.. I guess.
Heh, I did sometimes wonder what it would feel like to be somebody else. I sure changed my last name often enough. Maybe it'll come in handy if someone is chasing after me. Or who knows, maybe I can pretend to be a celebrity or two. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:16 am] |
I dare say this whole debacle is a bit on the wild side. Not as wild as my lover turning into a woman, but still wild none the less. Though I can't help but be a bit grateful, because apparently I now have a voice of persuasion. By this I mean when I tell someone to do something they do it, or feel it, or think it.
Helps immensely with a new, fussy baby around.
( Athos ) |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:08 am] |
Well this is unexpected. Not really bad, since it seems to be happening to everyone, but I can turn any liquid into ice.
Or, well, freeze any liquid I guess. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|03:52 am] |
My lady, Alyss, we have something of a situation.
My hat is running around the room and I can't get it to stop. It's frustrating.
It bit someone earlier. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:28 am] |
With all of these sudden powers going around, I should probably offer.. If anyone needs a spell to make themselves fireproof, I can help.
I just need some powdered hens' teeth. That's the only ingredient I can't get my hands on. I can't guarantee it will work against every type of magical fire, but I know it works against dragon fire and wizard fire. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|10:45 pm] |
So...apparently I can now control a person's age.
Don't ask me how I know. It's too weird to even explain. And believe me, I've tried. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|10:22 pm] |
I'm rubbery! I can bounce and stretch and adjust how hard or soft my body is.
Let the fetish websites commence!
I know I should probably be upset or annoyed or something, but honestly, I just bounced my way down the street, and that was pretty fun. I'll take what fun I can get at the moment. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|10:29 pm] |
I could get used to this. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|09:02 pm] |
Sable and I are home.
Who missed us? (Also: yeah, I'm wearing a hat all the time. Don't ask.) |
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