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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|12:04 pm] |
So apparently the people in the apartment next to us? Bought a dog. A puppy. A yapping puppy. They leave it alone during the day when they go to work and what do I hear all day?
Yap yap yap yap yap yap.
I'm going to break into their house and put a muzzle on the damn thing. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2009|09:17 pm] |
Uh. What is this thing? Why was it in my pocket? Why am I typing on it? Where is this message going?
House. What have you done? I'm not even going to ask how you made a cyclone in the middle of New Jersey. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2009|12:48 pm] |
I feel like I missed something.
Summer classes have been kicking my ass. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:08 am] |
Well this is unexpected. Not really bad, since it seems to be happening to everyone, but I can turn any liquid into ice.
Or, well, freeze any liquid I guess. |
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