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[Jan. 25th, 2010|07:09 am] |
I am so sick of this bureaucratic bullshit. I've already done this. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|08:47 am] |
If anybody's in Chicago (or wants to come visit) stop by the Resting Arms on 14th, nice little coffee shop, I'd come here even if I didn't work here.
Just don't ask for anything by the names that the Multinational Coffee Conglomerate uses, because they're wrong, and the employees will point and laugh. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|11:41 am] |
The new president of my record company decided that my image was too "rock" and instead of the few days of meetings about the next Whitehall tour, I was locked up somewhere in the Midwest of America in an attempt to rehabilitate me of my love for drinking, sex and music that is actually written by the people performing it.
I should have them arrested for kidnapping and torture, I should sue them for wrongful imprisonment and emotional stress and I should be finding a new bloody label.
I will do exactly those things as soon as I am calm enough to not be considering more drastic reprisals.
( To friends and family )
( Locked to Gabriella ) |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|03:37 pm] |
While I'm here on my birthday present, does anybody need anything from Melbourne?
Kids, don't jack the house up too bad. Your mom doesn't like cleaning it. (Come on, like I was gonna do it.) |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
I have a full belly and a new kitten. I am very, very happy right now.
Erik? God? Do you have any requests as to what I should (or should not) wear to this wedding? I don't want to offend or clash with your carefully selected colour scheme. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|04:02 pm] |
I am going to hurl on the next person who asks "are you okay?".
At least hurling onstage is considered metal and nobody gives a shit as long as I'm on beat. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|08:17 pm] |
It would seem I replaced an unemployed heir to a rather large inheritance. This will never do, I shall need a job that suits my fancy.
Otherwise, I'm so terribly bored. Entertain me. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|09:45 pm] |
Apparently I have an extremely influential occupation. I do not know what to make of this. The only occupation I have ever held which required my subjugation to another's authority was as my father's apprentice. |
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