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[Apr. 5th, 2009|12:16 am] |
Looking for a house.
Anyone wanna come with me? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|12:55 am] |
Does anyone want to explain why I've come home from my honeymoon vacation to find someone's been in my apartment?
When I find who'd been fucking with my shit? There will be pain. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|09:45 am] |
( Eddie ) |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|09:59 am] |
Hey, anybody know where I can get a good deal on a TV? The last one, uh...broke. Accidentally. Without any help from me. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:11 am] |
I can't grow giant wings out of my back anymore. :( Luckily I shapeshifted into an older guy and bought a bunch of liquor and beer from a liquor store a couple days ago. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:14 am] |
I am not pleased someone attempted to alter the genetic code of this human shell I am confined in. Who will I be torturing for this? It will be excruciating and last for at least three centuries. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:17 am] |
People are losing their abilities? Hm. Mine seem to have suffered no drop-off as of yet. Which is good, I rather enjoy this. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:14 pm] |
OH THANK FUCKING GOD.
Or whatever made those animals go away. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:16 pm] |
I can't be totally sure since I dyed it, but I think my hair stopped being a glowstick. Now I just have to un-dye it.
... can you un-dye hair? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:25 pm] |
I tried to punch someone through the internet again for using 'ur' and 'fagot' far too many times to be acceptable. I can still do it.
I have never been so gleefully happy and excited about something ever. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:39 pm] |
Finally! Dry land!
My skin is all pruny. :( |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|04:18 pm] |
Everyone else is losing their powers. Why am I still alive? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|04:23 pm] |
Aww, they all disappeared. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|05:05 pm] |
I'm still bouncy! Yes!
I know it will probably go away in time, but still. . . extra bounciness! |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|05:43 pm] |
Oh thank God the birds have finally gone. Though I suspect Dinah will be significantly less pleased with this than I am. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|09:02 pm] |
I don't know how long Candy will remain asleep while I type, but for the moment, her sentience is silent.
For those who know her, please, hug her this week. Tell her you are there for her. The Purifiers did things to her, and she's not handling it well. When I awoke myself this morning - yes, even souls need sleep - I saw her clawing at her arms in a desperate bid to get something out. I don't know if this is real or imagined on her behalf.
I don't know how to fix her, but I do think it will help if her friends
I have to go. She's starting to wake. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|09:03 pm] |
I don't want these to disappear! You can't have 'em back, universe! |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:37 pm] |
No Spring Break tan this year, I suppose. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:43 pm] |
Chimerical. C-h-i-m-e-r-i-c-a-l. Highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful.
...wait, where am I again? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|10:50 pm] |
This is not what I need. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|11:57 pm] |
The world seems to be slowly shrinking back to the size it ought be. I am quite glad for this. |
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