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[Nov. 16th, 2008|12:24 am] |
Okay. So first I came here with my husband.
Then Merlin showed up.
Now there have been at least ten Remys.
I think there are only two other people I've fucked more than three times who have yet to show up.
Not counting anyone I may have gone home with multiple times but didn't remember.
Man, I think I used up all my sexing at an early age. I'm probably going to get some kind of debilitating sexual injury, now.
And yes, Marius, I am posting this just so you'll die of embarrassment. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|12:27 am] |
Life is strange.
Not bad, not wonderful, just. . . strange.
I think this is the first time I've ever gotten along well with women. Now all my awkwardness seems to focus on important meetings of the 'getting into school with a suitable scholarship' vein.
If anyone needs me, this rather spectacular embarrassment calls for a round of hot chocolate.
I should still do well, I had very strong test scores, and serving, however briefly, in the military did give me an edge. I shouldn't have stayed up all last night with the LAN clan contingent at Nate's place. Curse them and their evil influence. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|09:44 am] |
JUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!
Julie Jules Jules!
I have a strawberry banana smoothie with your name on it! (Seriously, I had the barista write it.) And I know you don't want it to go to waste... |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|02:44 pm] |
Looks like a hooker.
Smells like a hooker.
Feels like a hooker.
Could be a chick or a dude. Maybe both? I don't know. My knowledge of ladyboys is pretty limited.
Anyone know why I just woke up next to what looks like an tranny? |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|03:21 pm] |
If God had intended for me to knit, he'd have given me knitting related powers.
Why did I think this was a good idea?
I blame hormones. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|04:39 pm] |
( Malakai ) |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|05:26 pm] |
So, had meetings with my respective editors today (four of them! Christ, didn't think there were that many magazines what all needed a gossip columnist) and they're all glad that I'm over whatever it was I caught after my vacation (that I still don't remember taking) and thanks to my lovely volunteers I've actually got a column to give them.
Going on a wing and a prayer for followup however. Who thought that making up gossip could be so taxing?
In any case, another call for volunteers, and for an assistant, I'm not the most organized person out there and could certainly use some help with fact-collection and disregarding. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|05:41 pm] |
Do I know anyone here? |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|09:03 pm] |
'Bout bloody time They gave me a new Assignment.
Crawly, you bastard, I'm coming to get you. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|09:16 pm] |
( Glinda ) |
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