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[Sep. 22nd, 2009|04:46 pm] |
Ugh. People, please, we were doing so well for a while there. But now there's a whole new stormfront of secrets, and I've got a migraine the size of Pluto.
I honestly don't care who you tell, you can tell me, you can tell your therapist, you can tell a friend or a loved one or a pet or a stranger on the train, I don't care. It doesn't matter, as long as more than one person knows, it means that it's not a secret any more and it's not making me feel like my brain is slowly pushing my eyeballs out of their sockets. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
Okay, so I have one question...and maybe its just because its from the Ukraine, but how does one develop a talent to balance a plate of candles on their heads while doing a belly dance? Really?
See what I mean
And what is with the judge watching her? He looks like he needs a cold shower... |
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[May. 31st, 2009|10:52 am] |
You people and your secrets. You're trying to kill me aren't you?
For the love of whatever you find holy, if you've a secret, just tell it, you can tell me, you can tell a loved one, you can tell the hobo down on the corner for all I care. Just as long as more than one person knows it it's no longer a secret and it's no longer building up pressure in my frontal lobe. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|10:47 pm] |
( Rune ) |
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[Mar. 8th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
I have had the worst headache for the past few days. All I can figure is that there's suddenly more secrets than there were last week. Sort of how like a change in barometric pressure causes some people's joints to ache.
For the love of anything holy, please just tell a secret, get it out of your system and out of mine. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|02:11 pm] |
I'm bored. Anything happening anywhere? |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
Kyle are you out there?
It's thanksgiving...Mom would be cooking right now, and Josh would be trying to sneak samples. I miss them.
Did I just say that? |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|05:26 pm] |
So, had meetings with my respective editors today (four of them! Christ, didn't think there were that many magazines what all needed a gossip columnist) and they're all glad that I'm over whatever it was I caught after my vacation (that I still don't remember taking) and thanks to my lovely volunteers I've actually got a column to give them.
Going on a wing and a prayer for followup however. Who thought that making up gossip could be so taxing?
In any case, another call for volunteers, and for an assistant, I'm not the most organized person out there and could certainly use some help with fact-collection and disregarding. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2008|12:30 pm] |
Is Jessi to blame for this? I don't think that even she could do it, but I wouldn't put anything past her.
Kyle? You out there? |
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