*sidles in*
Greetings from the wind battered Northern Tundra! I'm Merrymoll, also known as Moll, "Who?" and "Oi, you!". I started reading the HP books a few years ago after seeing the "Philosopher's Stone" . Alan Rickman - it's all his fault. XD Throughout the series, I found myself being more intrigued by Snape, a complex kind of character whose like we don't see enough of in most fiction. He's sarcastic, cruel, bad tempered, wears funky villain clothes and yet is ultimately on the side of goodness, fluffy puppies, and all things nice. Although I wouldn't fancy the chances of any fluffy puppies around Snape - good potions ingredients are hard to find.
I've recently decided to widen my horizons, stop lurking and try to participate in interesting things. And try to get my fic writing groove back. Oh, look, you cna pimp your own fic on Fridays. That's handy...
This
was going to be my entry to the Severus Big Bang, but Real Life got in the way (bloody thing), and I didn't manage to finish in time. I've recently managed to get back to it, and it should be completed in the next few weeks. In the meantime, I'm posting one chapter per week on my Live Journal until it's done.
I hereby humbly present my first chapter:
Title: Stewed Screwed and Tattooed - Chapter One
Author: Merrymoll
Beta: dreamy_dragon73 Genre: AU Humour, Romance • Rating: R •
Warnings: Smut, Comedy Violence, GlaswegianismsPairing: Severus/OFC • Characters: Severus, OFC, Lucius Malfoy
Summary/comments: Severus Snape was discovered to be a spy by Voldemort shortly after his resurrection, and was saved by a dissolutioned Lucius Malfoy. Now joint No.1 on Voldie's shit list, they're stuck at Hogwarts and bored out of their skulls. During a maudlin drinking session, they decide to try to get rid of their Dark Marks. Snape has confiscated a tattooist's business card form one of his Muggleborn students - and, completely smashed, they decide to get a tattoo to cover up the Marks and apparate to muggle Glasgow, into the parlour where Cat Duncan, the owner of the business card, works.
All poor Cat wants to do is get a mocha and go home, now she's got two drunk wizards on her hands. Fortunately, Cat knows about wizards as the student Snape took the card from is her little brother. Unfortunately, something has begun to block all forms of magical transport, and it's up to Cat to try and get Snape and Malfoy back to Hogwarts as quickly and secretly as possible, without Voldemort finding out...
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"I believe I am having a mid life crisis."