Oh Marvelous Net

[Incoming transmission] [Peter appears on screen looking unhappy, but smiles when he sees Kitty] Hey.

Hey Director Fury. Have a minute? I wanna run something by you.

[Incoming call from Unknown coordinates]

[Plops down with a bowl of somethin']

So something totally weird happened.

[Standing in front of the video display in the Milano, arms crossed, getting yelled at by a purple skinned alien woman with two heads] [voice muffled by his mask]-Look, I've had a long day, I just want to- Nope? Okay. [tilts his head as the image on the screen starts fading in and out with static]

[Adjusts the screen, then takes a step back to make sure her work is visible.]

Hey, Dr. Ba--ruce. Bruce! [waves] So I installed the last bits, I got the program just right, this is what we've got. [Holds up a super impressive use your imagination device projecting a nice sized revolving holograph of the sun.]

Voila! It's currently live! It identifies and registers solar flares [snaps] like that, giving us exact locations and immaculate details of the event. So for example, [zooms in on an area of the sun] we can see a few C-class flares here, and this'll tell us [pulls up a new screen cataloging the information] the type of energy being released, and the severity. [Pulls up the electromagnetic spectrum] But I think most importantly, it'll predict radiation storms, which we definitely ought to keep an eye out for. Don't wanna get caught in one of those, you know? They can hugely effect the Sphere's systems, and that's what we want to prevent! So! [claps hands together and grins]

[Wicked appears on Kitty's screen and does not care that she may be asleep]
What if both of them like try to come out at the same time!

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Hey! Maid of Awesome! I got a favor to ask, one final MoA Job!

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famUduckerOh shit that thing I'm doing is in like two months and I don't have a dress...LOL #YOLO 3 hours ago

famUducker @speedemon Gypsy wedding? Yes or yes? http://bit.ly/14n4uzX 3 hours ago

famUduckerIn happier news picked my cake! :D Not gonna lie having a friend who bakes and gives me all the choices have gone to my head. My anthem? http://bit.ly/PJKCGp#BitchesLoveCake</font> 3 hours ago

famUduckerFound out what "thirsty" meant...#UPSET</font> 3 hours ago

famUduckerA student said I looked "thirsty" and the way he said it did not sound like he was concerned with my water consumption.#NeedAShower</font> 3 hours ago

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