Oh Marvelous Net

( A gift on Pietro's desk )

( From: Kitty )

( I'm still not entirely sure how it works )

[A package arrives for Tony, wherever he'll find it, and inside is a note that says "Courtesy of the 'lost and found' box of the Heroes for Hire. Thought you might like to tinker with this stuff. Happy birthday! -Cassie" Inside the box is a weird ray gun with AIM stamped on it, some kind of force field generator belt, a pair of retractable metal robotic stilts, and inexplicably ( this thing )

( A gig box marked Fragile shows up on Tony's doorstep from Phoenix Arizona with no label or description of what it is )

( Our Dear Boss )

[A large box is delivered to Pietro and Wicked's door.
Inside, as promised, a dress and quickly scribbled note]

Thank me later.

T

( Left on Ms. Wicked's desk )

( For Wick )

...Also, pretend this got to him yesterday.

[In the package are index cards and a manila folder thick with scanned print-outs from texts and studies on vampirism that she thought would be useful, or at the very least, interesting. Attached to it is a note that reads:

Hope this helps. See you soon!

- C.

There's also a smaller box inside with blood-flavored candies (which she found taste like cherry, so their authenticity is, ah, debatable).]

( Left for Wicked to find when she first comes in )

( A package and an e-mail for Pepper )

( To: Jean )

*A package with an obnoxious ring tone for Nick Fury*

( Left for Tony in the garage )

( On Valentine’s day morning something fuzzy was webbed to window of Cassandra Lang. )

( A vase containing half a dozen white long stem roses and a card that reads... )

Nick hadn't left a message. He'd almost been too ashamed too and honestly he wasn't sure why he kept calling her. It wasn't like it mattered. He just felt genuinely bad about the whole thing. Surely, she should've realized something so ludicrous was not his doing. Well, not directly, anyway. So for what seemed the fiftieth time Nick called Felicia Hardy and this time, he actually left a voicemail.

"Miss Hardy? Nick Fury. Look, I want to apologize for the other night. It was, ridiculous. I'm sorry. It had nothing to do with you. I hope you can accept my apology. You don't have to call or anything. All right. Bye."

( Ms. Potts, I'm so sorry for troubling you... )