"Surely, she had girlfriends who were better equipped to manage that little problem. "
Yay I'M HAVING A WEDDING YAY! Officially now, kinda sort of, no date has been set but we are having one and it's going to be a proper one with flowers and cake and shit, maybe not flowers I DUNNO that's where you come in as my MAID OF AWESOME because that sounds way more kick ass then Maid of Honor. What makes this proposal any different from the first time I said it (well I'm not drunk for one thing) but now there's an official wedding to be planned for! :D
So here is what I promise you:
None of this
Way WAY more like this (Yes that's right being fierce as hell while doing choreographed dances pussy poppin like Ms. Knowles!)
These are the things that I promise and will deliver on! I have no idea what I'm doing! :)