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( The Director of SHIELD, live from SHIELD headquarters: )

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( At a long awaited press conference today at Stark Enterprises... )

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An audio transmission being broadcast the world over, 12pm EST

[Tinny almost electronic voice with a lot of interference]

-We have been on your planet for months. We are the reason your earth is going mad, why she is destroying herself. This will not stop. We will kill your earth-people and feast. We will have your leaders because you took from us a Queen. We will ravage and destroy your home as you did our living ship. You have brought this on yourself. Did you think we would not know? We understood. We felt pain. We are linked and we all feel it. We all hear it. The millions of screams of our others, filling our minds. We found their corpses and you were gone, but we know. And you will pay.

Breaking News:

"Hello and welcome to the News At 11. Top story tonight, bank robbery and murder. Several men robbed the bank on 54th and 8th tonight. Spider-Man arrived on the scene to stop them and a car chase ensued. When police got there however, they found each of the bank robbers tied to a wall with Spider-Man's webbing. Each of them were identically covered in webbing including their faces. They all suffocated.

"Spider-Man was spotted several blocks away from the last robber next to a car that had been flipped over. He was chased through the air by a police chopper which crashed when Spider-Man threw a stone gargoyle at it. The pilots ejected and landed safely. Spider-Man could not be located after this.

"Police have asked that if anyone has any information pertaining to the whereabouts or identity of Spider-Man to please call this network or the police station."

The reporter touches his ear.

"This just in: the network has received a call from an anonymous informant who would only give the initials E.B. More when we come back from commercials."

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News agencies the world over have just received this televised statement from the ruler of Genosha

The liberation of mutant prisoners five days ago from a S.H.I.E.L.D. holding facility was a deliberate act by the Brotherhood. This was a deed of benevolence towards our mutant brethren wrongly incarcerated by reactionary bigots running the American nation's most dangerous organization. The human hostages from the prison have been executed. We hope that S.H.I.E.L.D. will consider this a lesson to correct their wrongdoings and a warning of the lengths to which we are willing to go.

This attack on a S.H.I.E.L.D. facility has until now been largely kept from the media, and S.H.I.E.L.D. officials have been unavailable for comment.</a>

Breaking News

The United States government has just issued a televised plea, asking the super hero community for aid in the zombie-ravaged city of New Orleans.

In an address to the nation, the Secretary of Defense said, "We hope that our heroes, gifted with abilities beyond the rest of us, will step in with aid in a problem that we cannot surmount." Specifics were not given, though analysts suggest that the superheroes would be used to decimate the undead population plaguing the city. Those interested are asked to report to Baton Rouge by Monday to be debriefed by military personnel.

( Quarantine )