Oh Marvelous Net

[Jessica, frankly, looks like shit. She's glancing over her shoulder at the wall, then stands up and walks toward it, presses her ear against it as if listening out for something.]

Happy birthday

[Following this message are several pictures of Wanda and Jess in lingerie, together and separately]

Hey anyone out there?

I was thinking of getting the band back together.

( Breaking News )

Jessica: Today was a bit rough, huh?

Wicked: You're right. That asshole is even worse when he's got you on the stand.

( Tweets. )

( Text for Jess )

( Text for Jan and Wicked )

Hey..so I'm alive. Is, uh, anyone else?

Nick? Nick can you hear me? It's Jessica.

( To: Pietro, Jan, Clint, Steve, Tony, Jessica )

Happy Valentine's Day, Wanda. I miss you a lot. ♥

[The camera is centred on Iron Man, his faceplate up to show a slightly skeptical look somewhere above the lens that transforms suddenly into a smile that he turns on someone to his right before he is relaxing and focusing on his message] Welcome home, Avengers. Assuming you haven't broken this already, us losers you left back here on the East coast wanted to wish you luck and health and all that-- stuff-- but, you know, you've got plenty of that, what do you need us for? Look [points sternly at the camera] don't slack off. Hawkeye, keep them under control, you're the man of the house now. [He looks like he's going to laugh, but sobers and gives another glance to the side before continuing.] If it means anything at this point, just remember that being a capable leader means being patient and humble. Your team is beyond capable, not to mention attractive and smart, so don't forget to listen to them. [Pauses, searching the frame like he might see them beyond it, then looks between the two standing on either side of him, turning his hands up to welcome them to pick up the thread.]

( Tweets )

( Phone call - Nick Fury )

( INCOMING CALL - NICK FURY )

( You have (1) new voice message. )

( No, don't assemble. )

( TWEET TWEET TWEET )