Oh Marvelous Net

This is Dread Pirate Fury, does anybody copy? I have vital information about the virus. Over.

( Static )

nineteen: Director
nineteen: Got a minute?

[GNJ_Fury has logged on]

[GNJ_Fury has created a private room]

[nineteen invited]

[sonofcoul invited]

GNJ_Fury: I have an important mission for you.

GNJ_Fury: Top secret and completed ASAP

[...GNJ_Fury is typing...]

GNJ_Fury: Fifty dollars to whichever of you goes out into the hall and pulls the fire alarm.

[S.H.I.E.L.D. Interoffice Electronic Message System]
[nineteen has logged on]
[connect to...sonofcoul]

nineteen: What did you put in my food last night?
nineteen: I had the weirdest dreams.
nineteen: Like, vivid.