Oh Marvelous Net

( Beep Beep )

( Jesus Robbie! Who let the intern do the Tagline?! )

Hey anyone out there?

I was thinking of getting the band back together.

Hey everyone, how's it going? not so good yeah? Well here's some good news.
No big deal really.
I think I know where Madame Hydra is.

( But first blow out the candles and make a wish. Put a smile on cus it's your birthday bitch! )

Hey..so I'm alive. Is, uh, anyone else?

Attention, West Coast Avengers. Wake up, sleepyheads. Daddy's calling. Anyone?

Nick? Nick can you hear me? It's Jessica.

Hi, checking in.

[The camera is centred on Iron Man, his faceplate up to show a slightly skeptical look somewhere above the lens that transforms suddenly into a smile that he turns on someone to his right before he is relaxing and focusing on his message] Welcome home, Avengers. Assuming you haven't broken this already, us losers you left back here on the East coast wanted to wish you luck and health and all that-- stuff-- but, you know, you've got plenty of that, what do you need us for? Look [points sternly at the camera] don't slack off. Hawkeye, keep them under control, you're the man of the house now. [He looks like he's going to laugh, but sobers and gives another glance to the side before continuing.] If it means anything at this point, just remember that being a capable leader means being patient and humble. Your team is beyond capable, not to mention attractive and smart, so don't forget to listen to them. [Pauses, searching the frame like he might see them beyond it, then looks between the two standing on either side of him, turning his hands up to welcome them to pick up the thread.]

( On the Avengers whiteboard whenever they wake up Monday morning )

( No, don't assemble. )

( Flier distributed through various real world and online campaigns )

( Within a small envelope is an invitation, its contents written in gold lettering )

( And now a brief interview with Captain America, on the subject of recent film release 'Kick Ass' )

[Text Message to: Tony, Pepper, Wanda, Pietro, Cap, Cassie]

New Years Eve. 9 pm. My apartment. Party. RSVP. Plus One. Yeah, the kids are allowed.

[Email to all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees: Kitty, Jessica, Pete]

The Director will be having a New Years Eve party at his apartment at 9 pm. S.H.I.E.L.D. employees welcome with one guest. Please RSVP.

[Email to Susan Storm]

Susan,

It was nice catching up with you at Stark's Christmas party. I was wondering if you'd be interested in coming to a party I'm throwing on New Year's Eve. Good for networking and you'd get to meet some S.H.I.E.L.D. employees. Let me know.

[Text to Steve and Tony]

Text 1: Question- during that SHIELD debacle I helped with last night, there was a really good archer with HYDRA.

Text 2: I asked Nick but he wouldn't tell me anything. Do you guys know why he'd hide it?

Text 3: I suppose it doesn't matter but I do so hate when I'm bested.