[theme music, and camera zooms in to reporter and Captain America, with movie poster from Kick Ass in the background.
Reporter- "So Captain, you saw the movie, correct?" Cap- "I did, Barbra, yes." Reporter- "And what exactly did you think?" Cap- "Well, it's not exactly my sort of movie, though I can see the appeal. My only real concern is that people may take the vigilantly acts in the film far too lightly." Reporter- "Ah, afraid of a little competition, hmm? Cap- "That's not it all. But I think the film promotes an unrealistic view of ... super heroes. While I agree that all people should do what they can to help their fellow man, and appreciate that sentiment of the movie, I don't want the young people of America to think it's as simple as putting on a costume. Vigilantes are not heroes." Reporter- "Oh really? And what's the difference?" Cap- "Our goal is to stop crimes, detain criminals, and to make the world a safer place. It is not to 'kill the bad guys'. It's extremely dangerous work, I just just hope that those that go to watch the movie, keep this in mind. It is a work of fiction. So long as we don't get any copy cats I have no problem with it...besides all the swearing." Reporter- "Thank you very much, Captain. After the break we will discuss the growing trend in online role playing."