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7th-Oct-2007 09:53 am - *Old Fic* You're Worth It
Originally posted July 31, 2006

I spent all day working on this, seems like...between driving my mom to a doctor's appointment and running her boyfriend all over the place, I probably would have posted this about 4 hours ago lol.

Title: You're Worth It
Author: Lady B
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Word Count: approx. 2300 words
Summary: Harry turns 26 today and Draco gets him something really special.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Brothers Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This satisfies three conditions: #1. jamie2109's AWDT prompt: Take the last full sentence on page 30 of a book (Not HP or the fandom you're writing in), #2. A birthday fic in honor of Harry Potter's 26th birthday and #3. prompt #346: Pet from my hpfanfic10x10 table.

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7th-Oct-2007 07:12 am - *Old Fic* The Soft Goodbye
Originally posted July 28, 2006

Title: The Soft Goodbye
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry + Draco (established)
Rating: PG13
Genre: Romance in the face of Tragedy
Warning: Character Death
Word Count: about 2070 words
Summary: Harry gives his life to save the ones he loves.
Author Note: This is a song fic based on Celtic Woman's “The Soft Goodbye”. This is prompt #349: Goodbye from my hpfanfic10x10 table.
Warning #2: I had to re-read this twice to check for spelling, punctuation and flow...and all 3 times (including when I was writing it), it brought tears to my eyes because it hit close to home for me. If you want to read this, bring tissue. If character death squicks you, don't read this at all.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. All song lyrics contained within are the property of their respective owners and I do not claim them as my own.

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The Soft Goodbye )

If you would like the song "The Soft Goodbye", please email me and let me know.
4th-Oct-2007 09:40 am - *Old Fic* Duo Érotique: A Dance in Two Acts
Originally posted July 26, 2006 as comment pr0n for [info]eeyore9990...and my very first Snarry.

Title: Duo Érotique: A Dance in Two Acts
Author: Lady B
Genre: Pure Unadulterated Smut
Rating: NC17
Word Count: Not including E's - 2451 words
Warnings: m/m sexual acts of a graphic nature (dub-con) including but not limited to frottage, oral stimulation, and anal penetration
Pairing: Snape/Harry (my first Snarry!), implied Draco/Harry, mentions of a future Blaise/Hermione
Summary: Snape shows just how...flexible...he can be. After all, he IS a Master of his trade.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Additional Disclaimer: The following story contains sexual acts between two males. Please observe all warnings, ratings and any ages of consent laws for your section of the world before you read. The author will not be held responsible for poor judgment on your part.
Author Note: This is comment pr0n for [info]eeyore9990 from her ficlet “Pink Leotards, Tutus, and Toe Shoes” or “Professor Snape Does Swan Lake”. I may have mentioned something about Snape yanking Harry's tights down around his ankles and “devouring” Harry to the root, making his eyes roll up into the back of his head. She wanted to see that happen.

EDIT: This won't make any sense to you until you read E's fic first. Just thought I'd mention that.


Borrowed from E's fic:

He turned to leave, only to be completely shocked and, yes, aroused, by the sight of Snape bent completely over, his head touching his knees as he stretched. Harry whimpered and the sound was loud enough to draw Snape’s attention.

From his position with his head hanging upside down, Snape looked incredibly funny as his eyes went wide and mouth dropped open from his upside-down position. Harry took a few tentative steps forward and opened his mouth, unsure what he was going to say until it came pouring out.

“Sir, I’m sure I won’t prove to be at all decent at this, but I feel confident that if you would be willing to teach me, I will submit myself to your mastery.”

Snape stood, turning around, and his eyebrow cocked in a disbelieving way, even as his eyes strayed to Harry’s crotch, where his cock was standing almost straight out from his body.

“Submit to my mastery, Potter?”

“Yes, sir,” Harry said, licking his lips. “At ballet… and anything else.”


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On to the pr0n! Hey, that rhymes! )

So...how'd I do for my first Snarry?
2nd-Oct-2007 04:00 pm - *Old Fic* If It Looks Like A Duck...
Originally posted July 14, 2006

Title: If It Looks Like A Duck...
Author: Lady B
Genre: Pure Unadulterated AU Crack!
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Snape/Lupin, Lucius/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: crazy misuse of bodily functions and language
Summary: No summary...I want to surprise people.
Disclaimer: JKR does it too! You know she does!
Author's Note: DO NOT ASK WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I CAME UP WITH THIS! I was at work, I was tired, I was on a break and I was sitting in the loo when this occurred to me. Harry and Draco are over the age of consent.

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I have no excuse for this other than the fact that I'm slightly insane )
2nd-Oct-2007 03:44 pm - *Old Fic* Reversal of Fortune
Originally posted July 8, 2006

Someone needs to explain the meaning of "Drabble" to me lol...

Title: Reversal of Fortune
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: boy snogging, language, slight frottage
Word Count: 1295 words
Teaser: But he was beyond caring as he felt Harry wrap Quidditch-toned arms around his back, his hands resting on the globes of Draco's arse, squeezing roughly but gently.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations based on the books by JK Rowling. No money is being made with this story. This is just me simply having a little bit of fun with Harry and Draco.
Additional Disclaimer: Due to the nature of this fic, this author will not be held responsible for any underage readers who may come across this. Please observe any warnings, ratings and any legal ages of consent for your part of the world.
Author Note: This is for enchanted_jae's (livejournal) monthly drabble challenge. The prompt: Draco tugged Harry into a heated kiss used at the beginning of the story.
Summary: Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone at breakfast.



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28th-Sep-2007 03:31 pm - *Old Fic* Misadventures of the Muggle Kind
Originally posted 06.25.2006

Title: Misadventures of the Muggle Kind
Author: Lady B
Genre: 100% Total AU Crack!
Word Count: 453 words, give or take
Pairing: Harry and some vaguely mentioned blonde.
Summary: It's Sunday, it's Family Day, and someone wants to play a Muggle board game...
Author Note: I had the insane urge to write this, the bunny wouldn't leave me alone. This is for the AWDT prompt of “It's your turn; here's the dice.” And I actually got it under 500 words this time! Go me!
Disclaimer: I own 4 HP dvd movies and none of the books. JKR owns everything else. Although Tri-Star Pictures might have a say about some of this.

In the jungle you must wait / 'Til the dice read five or eight. )
23rd-Sep-2007 03:18 pm - *Old Fics* The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin & Pride And Cunning (Complete)
Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.

Title: Pride & Cunning
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Successful in his attempt to hook up Harry and Draco, Ron sets his sights on his DADA teacher and the Hogwarts Potion Master, who have been sharing discreet (so they thought) looks at the teacher's table.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.
Author Notes: This is a sequel to “The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been a Slytherin”. This one is a bit longer and it's from several different POV's. Oh...and HBP did NOT happen – AT ALL. DUMBLEDORE LIVES, PEOPLE!!
23rd-Sep-2007 11:43 am - *New Fic* Cocksure
Title: Cocksure
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Severus/Lucius/Remus
Rating: PG13 (Trust me!!)
Word Count: 528 words
Summary: Draco has a very bad habit of walking in on the tail-end of a conversation. What's worse is when he drags Harry along for the ride.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This lovely piece came to me while I was straightening the nuts section at work. I was staring at a can of cocktail peanuts and suddenly burst out laughing as this idea came to mind. Set in The Silence of Silence universe, just after Harry's fight with Ron (and if you haven't read Silence yet then you must be living under a rock). Enjoy!

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~Fin!
18th-Sep-2007 01:29 am - *Older Fic* Blue
Originally posted 05.12.2006

Title: Blue
Author: Lady B
Genre: RPS (see author's note and disclaimer)
Rating: I'd say PG13 but I'll settle for R just because of who's in it.
Pairing: Tom F/Dan R
Summary: Tom's a little...blue
Word count: 685 words
Author's Note: This is RPS aka Real Person Slash. If this kind of thing squicks you immensely, I suggest you skip this immediately. This ficlet was inspired by a recent picture of Dan I came across that you can see by clicking [here].
Disclaimer: I do not know Tom Felton or Dan Radcliffe or any of the other actors and actresses from the HP movies. I know neither one is gay but they are both real good friends. I intended no harm with the creation of this ficlet. All things Harry Potter are owned and operated by JKR - batteries not included. *Poem used in this is not mine and I've forgotten where I found it.

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Blue... )
13th-Sep-2007 02:38 am - *Birthday Fics*
My birthday was Monday, and some of my friends wrote me fic based on prompts I gave. Here's the list, listed by what journal they were posted to. I still have one or two coming so this list will expand in the next few weeks.

Insanejournal

[info]quite_grey wrote Dungeon Days and Dungeon Nights: Things get a little different in the dungeons when the sun goes down...

[info]sirenprincess wrote Kitten Therapy: After a stressful week Severus and Harry take Draco on a Muggle shopping trip to a pet store. Guess who ends up with a kitten?

[info]elfflame wrote Harry/Draco with my prompt black panther

[info]alisanne wrote Animal Behavior: Things change for three men as they integrate new companions into their lives. It's a sequel of sorts to [info]sirenprincess's Kitten Therapy

Livejournal

[info]enchanted_jae wrote Cellular part 1: Harry calls Ron to see if he wants to do something, but he decides to play a prank on him first. Part 2 will be coming in the form of another birthday fic for someone else, so keep an eye out.
11th-Sep-2007 04:21 am - *Older Fic* Marriage & Migraines
Title: Marriage & Migraines
Author: Lady B
Word count: 1,133 words (Version 1)/ 1,650 words (Version 2)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public blowjobs
Summary: Harry gets lost on the way to Ron and Hermione's wedding.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I simply like the pretty boys turned to men.
Author notes: [info]jamie2109's weekly AWDT challenge. This week's prompt: “Can we go now?” I did 2 versions of this story...the longer version has a little bit of backstory in it regarding Voldemort and how Harry killed him. And I went over the 500-word limit again lol.

1. This way to the short version...

2. This way to the long backstory version...
21st-Aug-2007 01:49 pm - *Old Fic* The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Originally posted February 13, 2006

Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady Bahiya ([info]ladybelz)
Genre: Crack!
Rating: R for the language and implied Man!Sex
Word count: About 1490 words.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end. Ron's POV.
Author's Note: That damn bunny is at it again!! This little piece of Valentine crack came to me at 1:30 this morning while I was at work. It's short. Don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I'm not Jo. I'm not getting paid. I have a very strange imagination. Humor me.
20th-Aug-2007 12:39 pm - *Old Fic* A New Kink
Originally posted January 26, 2006, this was inspired by Michael Flatley's music documentary "Feet of Flames"

Title: A New Kink
Author: Lady Bahiya
Pairing: Draco/Harry (established)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: A/U crack!fic
Warnings: leather, toys and voyeuristic tendencies
Summary: Harry has a sudden fascination with a tap dancer. Draco is about to find out why. Takes place the Summer of '98, after they've graduated.
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR. “Feet of Flames” belongs to Michael Flatley. The plot is all mine.
A/N: Sorry for the long back story. I needed to do it to explain how Draco and Harry came to be together. And this little ditty is based on my current obsession with “Lord of the Dance” and Michael Flatley.

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Wanna smell my crack? )
16th-Aug-2007 07:38 am - *Old Fic* Life's Little Parody (one-shot)
WARNING: THIS IS RPS (Porn Star!Tom/Porn Star!Dan) with a side dose of Draco/Harry! If this squicks you, click that 'x' button at the top right of your screen.

Originally written in November 2005

Title: Life's Little Parody
Author: [info]ladybelz
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Tom/Dan (yes you read it right)
Word count: 911 words
Genre: A/U
Rating: NC18
Summary: They say that sometimes life imitates art. They didn't know how right that statement was.
*A/N*: I am apologizing right now because this story came to me while I was napping last night before heading to work and it sank it's teeth into me and wouldn't let go. And because of the "reality" of this, I'm apologizing in advance if someone is offended by it. But don't say I didn't warn you.
*Disclaimer*: I am not the fabulous JK Rowling, nor do I wish to be (ok maybe a little). Harry Potter belongs to her and her alone. I am not making any money from this story nor do I intend to. I'm just playing within the world she has so wonderfully created. I do not know Dan Radcliffe, Tom Felton or any other actor from the movies in a personal sense and meant no harm by the creation of the following story. It is simply a figment of my own sick & twisted imagination. Everyone will be safe, sound and whatever sexual preference they may be when I am done. Thank you.


Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. )
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