I'm a guy again! Woohoo!

[OOC: Backdated to this past Monday 'cause I got distracted this week and forgot.]

( Anita )

Dude. Part of this sucks out loud in a huge way, but other parts are awesome.

Okay, so I can barely reach the pedals on the car. That sucks. So does figuring out how to put a bra on. And I'm pretty sure if I fired my shotgun, it'd knock me on my ass.

EDIT: My leather jacket is too big. And I'm a whole freakin' foot shorter than Sam. And my wife won't have sex with me 'cause I got girl-parts.

( Anita )

I wanna hunt somethin'. Like, a real hunt. Haven't been on one'a those in ages. Been a while since we've been about the family business. Just done a lotta babysitting an' having sex. Which are great, but . . . I'm needin' some guy time. Not used to bein' around chicks 24/7.