Dude. Part of this sucks out loud in a huge way, but other parts are awesome.
Okay, so I can barely reach the pedals on the car. That sucks. So does figuring out how to put a bra on. And I'm pretty sure if I fired my shotgun, it'd knock me on my ass.
EDIT: My leather jacket is too big. And I'm a whole freakin' foot shorter than Sam. And my wife won't have sex with me 'cause I got girl-parts.
Babe:That whole thing about getting off three times in two minutes? Holy crap, why did no one ever tell me chicks could do that?!