[Everyone can see with exception of Lucy. Put in after Alecto got too fed up.]
So, I've found out that I'm not real! Could someone please find other not real people like myself, I'm not interested in this real and not real business.
Oh, I HEARD THERE IS SIRIUS BLACK HERE.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUS. YOU BETTER NOT BE HIDING FROM ME.
I WILL FIND YOU OUT, YOU HUSSY.
Dear Rabastan,
Become real, I need you. COME OUT OF THE BOOK NOW, THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS RIDICULOUSNESS.
Signed,
Your very annoyed girlfriend.
I wonder if the person who made me real can make my Rabbit real?