I went to church. I watched others as they lit candles. Knelt. Begged for absolution.

I waited until most of them had left. Then I, too, lit a candle and prayed for forgiveness, something I haven't done in... well, a very long time.

I miss my Angel.

SWEET HALLELUJAH! THE MAVERICKS ARE THIS SATURDAY! UNF, IT'S LIKE COMIC-CON WITH SEX WAX.

And now I have every guy's undivided attention. Oy. 24 of the surfing elite (All men, boo. Nah, I show them love, but a girl in there would be bitchin') are going to go and do battle with the best waves in all of California, just off of Half Moon.

 So uh, please Gigi, nudge some 50ft Baja waves up thatta way? Please, please, please?

Anyone happen to have seen an average height dark haired man with glasses, probably sneezing, and armed with a zat? Maybe with a tall, lighter haired, woman with armed with a P90 and Jaffa staff weapon?

The hell is this?

Hello? Is anyone reading this? Hello.