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S'arron ([info]sex_n_violence) wrote in [info]welcomenetwork,
@ 2015-04-23 13:07:00

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Entry tags:aria montgomery, faith lehane, natasha romanova / black widow (616), regina mills / the evil queen, ruby, sam winchester

So.


Can somebody who doesn't currently want to kill me explain what the hell this place is about? And what do you do when you find out your entire life was nothing but a gratuitous story arc for a really bad TV show...



Please, someone let me out or turn it off. Six hundred years of torture has nothing on this...


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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 01:26 am UTC (link)
So not what I meant.

First time I died, I was drowned in a river tied to a chair.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 01:31 am UTC (link)
[...] First? What do you Actually died or is that a metaphor for I'm sorry.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 01:36 am UTC (link)
I gave up waiting for an apology for Dark Age clergy about four hundred years ago, but to their credit at least I did what they accused me of. Can't say that for nine out of ten women back then.

Speaking of, any casinos in town? Maybe strip clubs? Hell, probably not. This place looks like Joan Cleaver's wet dream.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 01:48 am UTC (link)
How are you It's still horrible. No one should have to die that way.

I think there are a few night clubs.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 01:50 am UTC (link)
I've seen worse. Done much worse

Awesome. I'll start there.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 01:52 am UTC (link)
Good luck.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 01:54 am UTC (link)
And you are? Didn't get your name.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 01:56 am UTC (link)
Sorry. I'm Aria Montgomery.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 02:00 am UTC (link)
Even sounds like a sitcom name

Ruby.

So what's your 'tv' show, or whatever the hell we call them here.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 02:03 am UTC (link)
Hi Ruby. It's nice to meet you.

My tv show is called Pretty Little Liars. Apparently me and my three best friends are the pretty little liars. I think it's patronizing, but surprisingly accurate. I've only seen the first episode of your show though.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 02:07 am UTC (link)
Are you a pretty little liar?

Don't bother, it's garbage and I'm not just saying that because I was forced to watch it for two and a half days

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I guess I am, but I'm not a very good one.

It's pretty scary. Even scarier than mine.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
What makes you say that you're not a very good one?

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 02:19 am UTC (link)
My friend, Spencer, she's really smart. She comes up with the best ideas. I think she's the best liar, if I had to pick. And I don't think I have any secrets left to hide anymore, especially when my life is being put on blast on tv.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 02:23 am UTC (link)
The best liar doesn't have to be smart, as long as they're loved.

If people love you- or at least, like you- they believe you. They'll especially believe you if they like what you tell them. That's the secret.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 02:28 am UTC (link)
Hmm... Maybe Emily then. Everyone likes my friend, Emily, but I think she has a hard time lying. And Hanna... I mean, I love the girl like a sister, but she can be a hot mess sometimes. Then there's Ali... She's a good liar, but she's lied so much that hardly anyone believes her anymore. I don't know... I don't know if I'm a better liar than they are. I can hardly keep a boyfriend for more than two seconds, so I'm not sure how much people like me.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
True, there are always other factors. You have to be dedicated to be a great liar, and that means burning bridges sometimes.

Who needs a boyfriend anyway. They're only as good as their usefulness. After that, nothing but trouble.

I've been around a long time, and one thing I've learned is this; men aren't happy with anything unless they think they're in control. You're better without one.

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[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 02:38 am UTC (link)
Ali definitely burned a lot of bridges. Four of them named Spencer, Emily, Hanna and Aria. I didn't believe her when she actually told the truth.

I was on and off with this one guy, Ezra. He... was actually my high school English teacher for a while. We met before I knew that, but... anyway, it's a long story that you can probably read on our wiki page. But we're broken up. And I mean, I'm in a portal far, far away now, so it's not like it really matters anyway.

I don't mean to pry, but... if you died, then... how are you alive? You're not a ghost, are you?

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Aria/Ruby
[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 03:02 am UTC (link)
I feel you, kiddo. I really do.

Heh. It's complicated. Probably something you don't want to know.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-24 03:38 am UTC (link)
Oh. Yeah, maybe.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-24 03:42 am UTC (link)
But... you'll probably hear it from Spiteful Moose and Homicidal Squirrel anyway, so.

I used to be human, back in the 1300's. I sold my soul to become a witch, which improved my life considerably. Then the whole river thing happened, six centuries later, I'm a demon. Technically.

But I literally have no purpose here and I'm a bit miffed about having suffered for nothing, so call this me trying to find a new niche.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-25 03:19 pm UTC (link)
[...] Moose and Squirrel? That's... actually kinda funny.

A witch? And a demon. Maybe I should watch more of this show Wow. Not... really what I was expecting but I guess it makes sense given the content of your show and why Sam and Dean are hellbent (hah!) on getting you.

So... I have literally zero ideas on how to help a demon find their new niche in life (afterlife?), but my best guess is that if you piss off the Winchesters, you won't have much of a chance of accomplishing that.

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[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-25 04:04 pm UTC (link)
It's probably easier to just accept it without putting yourself through the torture of actually watching it.

Honeybear, my existence alone is enough to make those two see blood plus all the other shit. Sam and I were... let's just say I was the napalm to his gasoline.

Dean, however, is basically his own nuclear reactor.

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Aria/Ruby
[info]montgomerystyle
2015-04-25 04:13 pm UTC (link)
There's just so much out there that I never knew existed. None of this is real in my world.

I don't doubt that. I mean, just the fact that they're after you means that you're dangerous. You... and Sam really were together?

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Aria/Ruby
[info]sex_n_violence
2015-04-25 04:27 pm UTC (link)
How do you know?

For several months, I was his personal brand of cocaine. Dean didn't exactly approve. Things apparently ended...badly. For me

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Aria/Ruby - [info]montgomerystyle, 2015-04-25 04:31 pm UTC
Aria/Ruby - [info]sex_n_violence, 2015-04-25 04:37 pm UTC
Aria/Ruby - [info]montgomerystyle, 2015-04-25 04:38 pm UTC
Aria/Ruby - [info]sex_n_violence, 2015-04-25 04:43 pm UTC
Aria/Ruby - [info]montgomerystyle, 2015-04-25 04:54 pm UTC

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