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Tony Stark ([info]ifixstuff) wrote in [info]welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-10-06 23:40:00

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Entry tags:alex udinov, arthur, henry viii, james rhodes / war machine, nick fury, pepper potts, tony stark / iron man

OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY.

OH MY GOD.

PEPPER!! COME QUICK!!

I HAVE BOOBS! THIS IS AMAZING!

AND THEY BOUNCE! C'MERE PEPPER! I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE AS FIRM AND PERKY AS I THINK THEY ARE!!!



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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I will not set anything on fire I will not set anything on fire

Tony.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 06:15 pm UTC (link)
FINALLY. Pepper.

Pepper come here.

Quick.

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I'll be right there.

I'm sure you look very pretty, Tony.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I need you to feel my tits.

And I also have a question for you.

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Of course you do.

Yes?

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. It's important.

Sooooo... since you're my girlfriend you. Does that make you a lesbian for the duration that I'm a woman?

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Of course it is.

Tony Oh, Tony. You say that like it would be the first time I was ever with a woman.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Don't mock me. You feeling up the tits is important.

WAIT.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

I need photographic proof. JARVIS!

YOU NEVER TOLD ME!? DAMMIT PEPPER. THINK OF THE AMAZING THREESOMES. WON"T YOU THINK OF THE THREESOMES?

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 06:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm not mocking you. I promise to check out your new assets soon.

Oh, I've thought about plenty of possibilities there. You're the one who's limiting yourself in terms of options. You know, Phil was great in bed. You'd probably have fun with him.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh. You get to check out my ass too. And other things too. So we're going to have fun then? As in, like, now?

Not soon. Now. Now is good. Yes. Now.

And not Agent. He's sexless, remember? Plus who wants to shout 'Oh God Agent!'? No one. That's who.

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Patience, Tony.

You've got to learn it sometime.

Oh, he's definitely not sexless. And I don't know. I had fun.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 07:15 pm UTC (link)
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

NOT NEED TO KNOW

NOT NEED TO KNOW

MAKE ME FEEL BETTER AND COME FEEL MY TITS.

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Poor Tony.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 07:17 pm UTC (link)
PEEPPPPPEEEEEER.

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[info]luxoraculum
2013-10-07 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Fine. Fine. Be right there. Put down the PDA already.

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[info]ifixstuff
2013-10-07 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Boingy-boingy.

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[info]pwwarmachinerox
2013-10-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
I feel like that should be embroidered on a pillow somewhere.

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