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Tweak says, "you're such a dorkburger! omg"

Tony Stark (ifixstuff) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-10-06 23:40:00

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alex udinov, arthur, henry viii, james rhodes / war machine, nick fury, pepper potts, tony stark / iron man

OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY.

OH MY GOD.

PEPPER!! COME QUICK!!

I HAVE BOOBS! THIS IS AMAZING!

AND THEY BOUNCE! C'MERE PEPPER! I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE AS FIRM AND PERKY AS I THINK THEY ARE!!!

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ifixstuff
2013-10-07 08:00 am UTC (link)

Given the shit we've both seen -- genderswapping isn't a huge deal. Besides. I firmly believe if I woke up like this one day, I'm going to be back to normal in a few days to a few weeks. So why worry.

Besides. Fun things to play with in the meantime.

And why women sleep with me -- is because I'm Tony Fucking Stark. Also I don't call them funbags to them. Jesus.

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	pwwarmachinerox 2013-10-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Women can READ. So you just did. I think they sleep with you DESPITE you being Tony Fucking Stark, somehow. Everything is still working right, I take it? I mean the surface of the chest area DID just change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ifixstuff
2013-10-08 09:57 am UTC (link)

I know they can read. This isn't the dark ages. Yeeesh. Rhodey. Thinking women can't read. Honestly.

No, Tony Fucking Stark is a big turn on. Wonder how attractive I am to men now that I'm like this. And women. And everyone. Hmmm... must test this.

Well I have different junk now, if that's what you mean.

Otherwise, yeah, my nightlight is still going strong. Why, worried about me, big boy?

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	pwwarmachinerox 2013-10-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
	I have been thinking about having my own Manor. Stop trying to pretend you would run around on Pepper, breasts or no. We all know how well whipped you are now. Enjoy it. I thought about worrying, for a second. Then you kept talking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifixstuff 2013-10-09 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	You couldn't pull off the laird of the manor. I AM NOT WHIPPED GODDAMNIT. Also she said she'd be up for a threesome. SO THERE. Heeeeey. Don't say things like that. You'd miss me. Admit it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pwwarmachinerox 2013-10-10 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I'll get a kilt. That just makes you lucky, it doesn't make you not whipped like cream. I might miss you. But only because of the rack. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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