The Universe's Mixer

Dear Sir Or Madam,

It has come to my attention that a mutual friend of ours isn't who he claims to be. I thought to write you this letter so that you might also be informed of this matter. It occurred to me to send it off to Wayne Manor, but that just seems too easy, don't you think? Better that it should come to your hands within your safe office, high in your safe building.

A while ago, I had encounter with the Bat in Black, our beloved Dark Knight. I thought that I was seeing an old chum for a playful round of fisticuffs. But do you know what I discovered? That Bat is a fraud. That Bat is no Bat of mine.

Though I didn't need more proof, that Bat did something that no Bat has ever done before. Why, he actually tried to kill me! It's so against the ethics of our dearest friend, I didn't know what to think. It took me a good long while to recover from that incident, and during that time, I came to realize the truth of the matter.

I know that you have always been close to the Bat. So in the spirit of fairness, I thought that I would reveal my findings to you.

Perhaps you should share them with the Pretty Bird, the Robin Hood Wannabe and the Fishnet Magician before it all blows up in your face.

J

PS ~ Were you aware of how nicely our new Bat smells? I would just kill to find out what that perfume is.