Like Taking Candy From A Baby (open)
There was a yawn and a stretch, pushing a lithe body against stretchy red and black material in a way that would make most teenage boys blush and cover their crotch. It had been known to stir the blood of a few adults too. But it didn’t effect anyone today. Because there was nobody there. A fact that didn’t sink into the waking woman’s mind right away. Because she was still half asleep.
That was the problem with sleeping off hours and not having a regular schedule, which is what forced long naps like this, but it really couldn’t be helped. It wasn’t like being a villain was a nine to five gig, so a henchwench couldn’t be too picky about when she got her beauty sleep. Rolling onto her side, she blinked blearily at the clock that was still a little fuzzy trying to make out the time. Then she remembered that particular time piece was broken, having been bounced off the back of her head last week when she’d been so foolish as to make a correction to something Mr. J had said.
She shoulda known better, really. He was a sensitive soul, her Puddin’, and he could hardly be blamed for not wanting to appear stupid in front of the boys. Creative people were always a little more temperamental, because they connected with their emotions more. And her man was definitely creative. He was practically an artist. He was…
( Surprisingly quiet. )
That was the problem with sleeping off hours and not having a regular schedule, which is what forced long naps like this, but it really couldn’t be helped. It wasn’t like being a villain was a nine to five gig, so a henchwench couldn’t be too picky about when she got her beauty sleep. Rolling onto her side, she blinked blearily at the clock that was still a little fuzzy trying to make out the time. Then she remembered that particular time piece was broken, having been bounced off the back of her head last week when she’d been so foolish as to make a correction to something Mr. J had said.
She shoulda known better, really. He was a sensitive soul, her Puddin’, and he could hardly be blamed for not wanting to appear stupid in front of the boys. Creative people were always a little more temperamental, because they connected with their emotions more. And her man was definitely creative. He was practically an artist. He was…
( Surprisingly quiet. )