InsaneJournal

Okay, I've decided. I'm hallucinating. It's really the only explanation. And it would make sense and then this wouldn't be the first time and I've just magically made up the last few weeks in my head. Yep. This works for me.

Or, if I haven't, this is some trick of Regina's. And I wouldn't put it past her. Are you reading this, Madam Mayor? Did you have me drugged and dragged here? Bet you did. That one makes sense, too. And, since I'm on the subject, where is 'here', anyway? All signs point to BFE.

Well, technically, 'here' is an internet cafe. But that's the specific and not the general. Yeah.