Compared to Thorin Dreamboatshield, Batman is a whiny little crybaby.
On the one hand, I should probably be a little more disturbed. On the other, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and therefore, don't care. If all of Middle Earth wants to appreciate the hotness of one incredibly sexy dwarf, go for it!
And then they can all be jealous because he looks even better whenNow, Robin, where's the epically long parody about how gorgeous you are, hmm? Come on, waiting, I have all day.
(ooc: handwavehandwave that part about the TOTALLY NOT PUNCTURABLE Vampire Diaries is not in there)