Uh, Cal? Apparently you're in some books.
Hey, what's the rent like in your building?
I appear to have landed in some sort of alternate dimension...at least, that's what I'm assuming, given the portal I came through. I must say, though, that it resembles my own world very much. I almost can't tell the difference.
I hope I'm doing this right, technology is not my strong area. I'm something of a luddite myself.
This is only slightly awk How do I say Uh, Paige, hi. Do you want to have some coffee with me or something? You know, get to know each other? Phoebe explained things to me, and now that I'm over the shock and horror and anger, I'd like to get to know you.