InsaneJournal

Apparently, if you want to get kicked out of this place, all you have to do is have a conversation or two with me. A holiday dinner doesn't hurt either. Any takers? Not sure what holiday is happening next here but we could totally make one up. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

And if you want coffee, I recommend The Friendly Pixie run by the meanest, tiniest barista I have ever met. She'll swear at you and tell you the dozen things she'd rather be doing than making your latte so naturally she's my favorite. I barely ventured out of the apartment building during the great bug massacre but when I did, it was to get coffee from Ms. Cheerful herself.

(That's a real recommendation, by the way. She's my kind of people. Are pixies people?)

Anyway, since I've been here there's been a blizzard and bugs. And apparently some totally weird body-swap thing going on?

What's next?