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Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) ([info]secondumbrella) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-11-12 17:16:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: margo hanson ii, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

No, but seriously, how the fuck do we get rid of the fucking ghosts.


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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 01:23 am UTC (link)
I can help.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 01:35 am UTC (link)
Can you? Do you have an actual plan or is this more of I know how to lay around looking charmingly dishevelled situation?

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 01:53 am UTC (link)
You would be surprised how often laying around looking charmingly disheveled truly disappointed my father. But I meant more in a general supportive sense of assistance. If you do want a plan, my suggestion is usually to start by not listening to explicit directions from him Are you certain you are alr

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 03:31 am UTC (link)
Oh don't worry about that. He's not bothering to tell me what to do. I imagine he knows better by now. Anyway, I just realised your very existence in my life will probably confound him. A handsome royal! cheeky magic man! I can feel his eyebrows furrowing together already.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 03:42 am UTC (link)
Is that your way of asking me to come and find you to hover in your space awhile to irritate your phantom father? I will gladly wear my ensemble from the castle party if you believe that might solidify my royal status, although a shame I disposed of the signet ring.

However, I am prepared to use a few pages from my codex for flashy magic to benefit you in this circumstance. Anything you need to

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 04:29 am UTC (link)
Yes, please. Come stand as close to me as you lik You don't have to dress up, but the magic would be a nice touch. He'll think you've got an artifact jammed up your arse or something.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 04:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, a please. It's hard to deny y Now I must.

He is, of course, welcome to think whatever he likes, it is not as if I'm going to refute the claim if it will drive him a little mad to wonder what could possibly be jammed up my arse. But I will not allow him to go poking around for confirmation while I am doing something devastatingly magical. Any requests?

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 05:29 am UTC (link)
No poking, I promise. Anything in that book to make yourself invisible?

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Yes, myself. You. Entire buildings we are inside. Take your pick. However, I cannot safely say it has been tested against ghosts. I suppose now is the time to start.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I just thought if you could make yourself invisible, it would impress and frustrate him in equal measure. There's nothing more useful to an assassin then disappearing. But I don't actually want you to disappear so the joke's on me.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 04:27 pm UTC (link)
I could attempt to make myself only visible to you, then the joke will be back on him. And you do not have to worry about me disappearing.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 05:34 pm UTC (link)
There's a selfish part of me that would like that very much.

But then I am apparently appalling self-centered. I didn't ask if you have any unwelcome visitors of your own. Please tell me you don't.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Consider it done, then.

And I would have never considered you self-centered for not asking. Apparitions of parents can be distracting. But rest easy, Jacob. The only unwelcome visitor continues to be the one in my head. I am free of ghosts from home. I assume it is so that I can focus on helping to piss off everyone else's.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Good. Good. I can only imagine who you'd bring around. What about Ostyia?

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 07:20 pm UTC (link)
For both of our sakes, let us not imagine at all.

Ostyia also has been fortunate enough to not see anyone from home. She has been doing impossible stretches in the sitting room and pretending she isn't watching my every move.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Deal.

Right well. I was going to say she's welcome to come with you but now I can't tell if you need a surveillance break.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 08:18 pm UTC (link)
I will bring her along if only to have two people do magic in front of your ghost father. Double the frustration.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Good. It's probably better that I keep my hands to myself anyw Perfect. Do you want to show her the golf place?

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Only if it is empty of all women, as Ostyia will inevitably flirt outrageously with every single one of them who come within sight.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Why is that a thing to be avoided? Is she really bad at it?

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 11:24 pm UTC (link)
On the contrary, Ostyia is very good at it and puts anyone in her vicinity to shame. She once nearly caused an international incident by bedding two different slavhki daughters the same night whose fathers were in a decade-long border dispute.

I only meant that you will have to simply witness it as an unwilling audience member. I have seen it all before, so perhaps I can offer commentary as it happens.

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[info]ostyia
2020-11-13 11:28 pm UTC (link)
You say caused, I say fixed.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-13 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I doubt that is what their fathers would say, but I dislike them all the same. So yes, fixed.

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[info]brassknuckles
2020-11-14 12:43 am UTC (link)
Nice. I don't mind her having a good time if you don't. And I certainly don't mind illuminating commentary.

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[info]meleski
2020-11-14 01:28 am UTC (link)
I do not mind. It is time with you regardless of She is much better at it than I am.

We will meet you shortly.

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